[Lancer is walking around town. Nothing unusual. Normal clothes, normal lance over his shoulder, normal gray horse walking next to him--wait what
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[ Instead Lancer, you are just responded with tiny, frustrated grunts and maybe a brief flash of bright red hair.
Nena wants to ride the horse so she's trying to hijack it.
But being 4'11", and relatively light compared to a multi-hundred pound animal that was made for speed and stock, makes her endeavor hilariously unsuccessful. As she tries to board the back leg, the horse just tosses her off back into the street. ]
Argh! Stupid horsey! I want to ride you!! [ Well, Lancer, your question was just answered a couple of minutes later than it should have been! ]
[Lancer muttered something in a foreign language to the horse, who snorted and shook his head in a 'you have GOT to be fucking with me' sort of manner.]
[ Nena Trinity, being herself, is completely oblivious to any and all grievances from Lancer's horse. ]
But I wanted to surprise you and lead a calvary or something! It'd be so fun! [ What does Nena define as fun? Does anyone really want to know?. ] After all, you must love surprises! [ this statement is completely unfounded and most likely inaccurate with Lancer's shit tier luck. ]
Nena will now try to pronounce Lancer's horse's name with great failure. Eventually, after a couple of minutes of fumbling the english language, she settles on... something ] Leaf Mocha! Can I please ride you? Pretty please!?
Following.
She's not even saying a word. She's just quite literally trailing Lancer like she's a second horse tail or something.
With this exact face. She be creepy. ]
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...Nena?
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Nena wants to ride the horse so she's trying to hijack it.
But being 4'11", and relatively light compared to a multi-hundred pound animal that was made for speed and stock, makes her endeavor hilariously unsuccessful. As she tries to board the back leg, the horse just tosses her off back into the street. ]
Argh! Stupid horsey! I want to ride you!! [ Well, Lancer, your question was just answered a couple of minutes later than it should have been! ]
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You could just as easily ask, kid.
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But I wanted to surprise you and lead a calvary or something! It'd be so fun! [ What does Nena define as fun? Does anyone really want to know?. ] After all, you must love surprises! [ this statement is completely unfounded and most likely inaccurate with Lancer's shit tier luck. ]
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[Ding ding ding.]
Besides, I don't think Liath Macha would really let anybody ride him without warning.
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Nena will now try to pronounce Lancer's horse's name with great failure. Eventually, after a couple of minutes of fumbling the english language, she settles on... something ] Leaf Mocha! Can I please ride you? Pretty please!?
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