Sep 19, 2011 16:23
murderhound and murderhorse,
aw yeah agility stat,
perfectly well-adjusted individual,
family issues,
i own a horse,
murderhound's a-stabbin',
fuck everything,
break out the loaded dice,
why we can't have nice things,
shit is gonna get real
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[His voice is stiffly polite. If it were possible, he would've been talking to Rider, but he couldn't get into contact with that idiot.]
Lancer. Since you are offering, I would appreciate an escort.
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No problem, kid. Where are you?
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[He had been trying to make his way downtown to get to the tavern, but he'd found a pack of zombies shambling around in the street and ducked into the nearest building to see if there was a back door or, failing that, if he could wait for them to pass.]
It's empty and the door is locked and barred. There are some of those... [he hesitates to say the word 'zombie', it's just so undignified] ...creatures out in the street. They haven't noticed me yet--
[There is a loud banging noise.]
...ah.
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[look at all these fucks I give.]
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If it isn't too much trouble, try to hurry the hell up!
[Waver is not exactly much of a fighter and holy shit where did all those zombies come from]
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[COME SAVE THE TSUNDERE, LANCER. Clearly it's what you're good at.]
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Hey, watch who the hell you're aiming at!
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[A squishy zombie head exploded.]
Stop being in the way, then!
[The tsunning will continue until morale improves.]
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Another zombie got is face stabbed in, while a third got his head booted off by a fucking horse.]
[This is really happening, folks.]
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[BANG]
Rider would have taken care of them all by now!
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[NOW HE SEES WHERE RIN GETS THIS SHIT FROM]
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Quit arguing with me and just kill the damn things! If you weren't complaining-- [BANG] --and running your mouth, you'd be getting rid of them more efficiently!
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[Face it, Lancer, you aren't going to win this fight. Just kill all the zombies so the argument will go away.]
Or should I assume that you simply aren't fast enough?
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[FINE BRB ZOMBIE MURDERING.]
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