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[riastrad_ridire]

[A; 1335 Benny Rd.]

[Those passing by today might be able to find Lancer walking out of his house holding a lance and leaning it against his shoulder; it was far more mundane than his Noble Phantasm, but a respectable weapon regardless. Unfortunately, having only the strength of a human made him realize how heavy and awkward a lance was. But he

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[B]cause I lol'd

[fated_blade]

[She had not expected to see a man run in to a tree today but...]

Are you alright?

:3b

[riastrad_ridire]

Yeah, fine...damned human body is nothing but trouble--

[Hang on, headache or not he recognizes you.]

...Yo, Saber.

[Lancer, you are not playing it cool after that, don't even try.]

[fated_blade]

Hello, Lancer. Perhaps...you should consider doing things a little slower.

[riastrad_ridire]

I wasn't exactly expecting it to be that much of a difference.

[fated_blade]

Well...you are completely human now. And a rather...mediocre human at that.

Do you need any help?

[riastrad_ridire]

...No, I don't need any help.

[He couldn't argue with the 'mediocre' bit. Which was probably why it stung so much.]

[fated_blade]

It is not your fault, Lancer. To be a servant, you must be a truly incredible man...but pride will be your downfall in this place.

[riastrad_ridire]

And out of everything that made me a hero, my pride is all I have right now.

[fated_blade]

[She honestly didn't know how to answer...]

Are all men so stubborn?

[riastrad_ridire]

Believe me, I've known women that are worse.

[fated_blade]

Oh you have?

[riastrad_ridire]

That's what I said, isn't it?

[fated_blade]

Y-you cannot mean me.

[riastrad_ridire]

Did I say I was talking about you? Rest assured that's not the case.

[fated_blade]

Well, good. I can barely handle one insufferable man as it stands.

[riastrad_ridire]

Since when am I ever insufferable?

And even if I was, would I really be on the same level as Gilgamesh?