a very boring person writing very boring haiku

[rian101]

greenland dwarves
australian, somehow i feel
dirty, lied to.

note to self,
bukkake and placenta
don't work for haiku.

barely legal? gawd.
that makes him barely
a pedophile, right?

robin hood,
his merry men, a little too
merry for comfort.

ideal shopping strip;
Conoco, firearms,
drive-thru liqeuor.

doesn't matter,
break the mirror
anyway.

i take it back; he was
a kielbasa, bukkaked
across a leper.

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AND a set about my parents.

mother was hardly
pleasd to find a squid
left in the sink

a name for the baby?
Thelonius Monk, he said.
she nearly left him.

never failed,
dad would order frog legs,
name it Kermit.

one day, dad
got old, looked in the
mirror, saw Bob Ross.