"Bushisms"
I have this poster of 'funny' things said by George Bush on my wall. I typed out some of them for a comment in someone's journal. Thought I'd share.
This is not meant to offend anyone. If you think it might do, just don't read it.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures."
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
"You teach your child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."
"I've got a preference for friends."
"The reason I believe in a large tax cut, because it's what I believe."
"Home is important. It's important to have a home."
"I don't read what's handed to me."
"I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And if not, that's just the way it goes."
"I understand small business growth, I was one."
"Reading is the basics of all learning."
"We'll let our friends be the peacemakers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."
"We can not let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
"Will the highways on the internet become more few."
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"I do not believe that we've put a guilty - I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."
"We are friends with NATO. We are a part of NATO. We are friends with Europe. We are a part of Europe." - LOL, that one's kinda my favourite :D
"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe. I believe what I believe is right."
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and you don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
"I've coined new words like 'Misunderstanding' and 'Hispanically'."
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
"I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully."
"They misunderestimated me."
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"I'm sure you can imagine, it's an unimaginable honor to live here."
ETA: Ohh another fave that I forgot to include:
"More and more of our exports are coming from other countries." :D
This is not meant to offend anyone. If you think it might do, just don't read it.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures."
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
"You teach your child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
"The great thing about America is everybody should vote."
"I've got a preference for friends."
"The reason I believe in a large tax cut, because it's what I believe."
"Home is important. It's important to have a home."
"I don't read what's handed to me."
"I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And if not, that's just the way it goes."
"I understand small business growth, I was one."
"Reading is the basics of all learning."
"We'll let our friends be the peacemakers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."
"We can not let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
"Will the highways on the internet become more few."
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"I do not believe that we've put a guilty - I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."
"We are friends with NATO. We are a part of NATO. We are friends with Europe. We are a part of Europe." - LOL, that one's kinda my favourite :D
"I hope we get to the bottom of the answer."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe. I believe what I believe is right."
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and you don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
"I've coined new words like 'Misunderstanding' and 'Hispanically'."
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
"I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully."
"They misunderestimated me."
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"I'm sure you can imagine, it's an unimaginable honor to live here."
ETA: Ohh another fave that I forgot to include:
"More and more of our exports are coming from other countries." :D