sex in the city?

Apr 24, 2005 13:58

an unnamed friend was trying to get laid last night. but it was time to go to the next bar to see barnburner play. i approach the two...
joe: c'mon its time to go... you can come too. (talking to girl)
girl: well...
joe: cmon lets just go
girl: can you take me back to (somewhere, who really gives a fuck) ?
joe: i have yellowcab on speed dial...
girl storms off, i laugh, unnamed friend tells me i now "owe him an asian" he follows her. she tells him his friend (me)is an asshole and shes not hanging out with me.
i earlier over-heard her talking about being on welbutrin to help her stop smoking... (thats kind of like paxil... but less common, just as brain numbing) what a lame ass. i must be the only guy left who thinks a girl has to be cool to be attracted to them.
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