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Jan 03, 2005 13:05

in reference to my detailed cleaning of the bathroom and bedroom where my gramma was staying
dad- wow youre really tearing into everything... god!"
me- i have to everywhere i turn i find a new kind of feminine product in bulk"

new years:
ian- hey joe i got some coke in the car
me- really?
ian- no i just wanted to see the look on your face

ian- im not dying
me/berzerker- why the hell did you think you were dying anyway?
ian- i dunno, i was bored

ive got myself a pseudo-sweet little bachelor pad now... ladies?
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