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Dear Chuck,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realised it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you drive over my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory.You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Please don't hurt me,
Evan.
(angie, go chloe's blog harhar xD)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realised it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you drive over my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory.You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Please don't hurt me,
Evan.
(angie, go chloe's blog harhar xD)