A quote today for your amusement

[rhythmia]

Via acentric @ tumblr:

What I picture when people say "I don't swing that way":
So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do

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Heee! Part 2

[kegom]

Ack, sorry for the triple post, the problems LJ has at the moment are responsible for that. :(

Anyway, here's the next part!

[cont.]

If there are two people in Arashi - or in general, really - that Sho thinks might understand him best, it’s Nino and Ohno, because their relationship has always been intimate, but it’s never been about sex. Oh, they flirt and they tease and snuggle and adore each other to pieces, but in the end they don’t “swing” that way. That doesn’t make them love each other any less - and sometimes when he sees the way the people around them glance at them, the confused “is this real?” in their eyes, he thinks that he might be the person who understand them best, too. Of course it’s real. Not being about sex doesn’t make love and devotion any less real, or any less important.

Sho likes swings, but unlike Matsumoto, who adores swinging like he adores roller-coasters and being suspended from entirely insufficient cables fifteen meters above the ground, he likes building sand-castles even more. There’s something immensely satisfying in making a vision come to life like that, and thinking about strategic entryways and the best places to build something that might stop an imaginary army from taking the castle.
“You should build a moat,” a voice behind him says. Sho squints at Nino, who’s standing there with his arms crossed, surveying Sho’s work critically.
Aiba crouches next to him. “We could dig one right here,” he says, drawing a line in the sand around Sho’s sand-castle.
“That’s either too close to the walls or too far from them, depending on what you want,” Jun, who gave up his swing in order to see what caught his band-mates’ attention, offers. “If you want the walls protected by the moat, you’ll need it closer, right at the bottom of the walls. If you want archers or footmen with javelins to defend the bottom of the walls, you’d need to make the space around the castle wider.”
Ohno leans over Sho and plants a daisy on the top of Sho’s castle. “It’s the flag,” he explains in answer to Sho’s questioning glance. Sho grins at him. Really, why do people even care about whatever way someone swings, when the really important thing is whether they’re willing to help you build a sand-castle?

…Until Nino and Ohno are evil little imps again who suddenly start batting for the other - imaginary, castle-invading - team (or army, rather) and make Aiba stumble and fall right onto the so carefully built sand-fortress, that is.

But that’s a story for another day.

*insert high-pitched dolphin noises of glee here*

[rhythmia]

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You're amazing! I've been waiting and waiting for LJ's server issues to be resolved so I can finally give you the reply you deserve. If I knew how to bake I would totally send you cookies, because you're so lovely and I can't believe that the first I hear from you in a while you're dropping lovely fic in my lap. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Haha yes, I'm a swing kind of person too but in this metaphor, I'm jamming in the sandbox.

I just had the biggest grin on my face the whoooole time I was reading this.

While Matsumoto tries to swing back and forth in the conventional way, Nino and Aiba do their very best to swing violently into whatever direction they can manage and into Jun’s path as often as Newton’s laws allow (and quite a few times when Newton’s laws really shouldn’t allow it as well)

Heeeee I love that, I love your parenthetical and that behavior is *so* Nino and Aiba. *pats Sho*

I adore your entire paragraph about Nino and Ohno, it completely sums up how I feel about their relationship. A giant YES to the lines about love and devotion being real regardless of sex, that doesn't necessarily elevate the relationship to being better or more valuable.

hahaha Jun loving being suspended from entirely insufficient cables, Sho your life is so hard.

Mmm, Arashi helping each other to build castles and then flatten them. The love and friendship and connection is so lovely and real and palpable. I just wanna hug everyone, and you most of all. Thank you for this fic, m'dear. ♥ Would you mind if I link to it in the main or another entry?

also how are you doing?