Probably TMI about how my brain works, somehow
I'm sure it says something about me (what, I leave up to you to decide) that even when I'm daydreaming, i.e. a situation where I can control what happens or where a story goes, I can't get a story to go porny. _-_
This morning I was dozing and not wanting to get up yet, kinda half asleep and getting into this daydream that involved mystery, adventure, magical fish, and hot springs. So I've got Tall Dark and Mysterious (who can commune with fish) who got disfigured by his enemies and his right eye is a weird mess of flesh and yuck. And Spunky Adventurey Girl who spends half the dream thinking Tall Dark and Mysterious may be trying to kill her, though they're adventuring together and despite the incredible potential amounts of hormones and UST floating around.
Anyhow, she fixes his eye while they're at the hot springs location (full of Atmosphere and probably way too many ferns and misty grottoes) when TDM goes kinda angst-bunny. SAG basically grabs him, flattens him, and holds onto his face to stare meaningfully at him. Then with some power I don't know, she shackles him to the ground so he can't thrash around, because this isn't gonna hurt a bit, honey. (yah, I was cackling in my head going WHUT too) She fixes his eye and slaps a bandage on it and puts another one that wraps around his head (and, ah, incidentally blindfolding him) to hold the pressure bandage in place.
So now we have a blindfolded TDM who is very appreciative and a SAG who just told him (and me) that she's a healer, she has to help where she can, do no harm, yadda yadda (though why she didn't do this earlier, I guess she was waiting for him to angst about it and request the healing, because who knows, it might have been a battle scar or something he wanted to keep). I don't know why, but somehow they're off the ledge and standing about waist-deep in the water, TDM is *still* blindfolded and when SAG thwacks him for something he says, he manages to grab her wrist and carefully works up her arm to do a mirror of the face grabbing thing. Cue kissing that gets kinda hot and heavy, TDM who picks SAG up (while kissing) to sit on the ledge, and then pause for breathing and panting into each others faces.
Whereupon SAG rears back and goes all WTF?! in tDM's face. Completely ignoring the UST (and, uh, the kissing that just happened), she's all, what was that for? He tells her he really likes her, she shoots back that it's just gratitude for the eye since he was stuck with that for however many years, and she would've done that for anyone. *headdesk* He tries again, and is being probably really hot and convincing for most people, and she gets across that thank you sex would be unfair to both of them in the long run and is no basis for anything and she isn't into one-night stands! *thunks wall* At which point I got frustrated with where this was going and woke up all the way. XD;;;;
All of which only serves to reinforce my conclusion that I should leave the porn-writing to the fanficcers who can do it, heheheh. XD And also shows the world that I sure have some interesting issues. No surprise that while I like PWP stories, I get bored with that quickly and prefer plotty and/or character driven fics, and I'm more into gen, crack and not!quite!romances and nakama-shippy stories? XD
This morning I was dozing and not wanting to get up yet, kinda half asleep and getting into this daydream that involved mystery, adventure, magical fish, and hot springs. So I've got Tall Dark and Mysterious (who can commune with fish) who got disfigured by his enemies and his right eye is a weird mess of flesh and yuck. And Spunky Adventurey Girl who spends half the dream thinking Tall Dark and Mysterious may be trying to kill her, though they're adventuring together and despite the incredible potential amounts of hormones and UST floating around.
Anyhow, she fixes his eye while they're at the hot springs location (full of Atmosphere and probably way too many ferns and misty grottoes) when TDM goes kinda angst-bunny. SAG basically grabs him, flattens him, and holds onto his face to stare meaningfully at him. Then with some power I don't know, she shackles him to the ground so he can't thrash around, because this isn't gonna hurt a bit, honey. (yah, I was cackling in my head going WHUT too) She fixes his eye and slaps a bandage on it and puts another one that wraps around his head (and, ah, incidentally blindfolding him) to hold the pressure bandage in place.
So now we have a blindfolded TDM who is very appreciative and a SAG who just told him (and me) that she's a healer, she has to help where she can, do no harm, yadda yadda (though why she didn't do this earlier, I guess she was waiting for him to angst about it and request the healing, because who knows, it might have been a battle scar or something he wanted to keep). I don't know why, but somehow they're off the ledge and standing about waist-deep in the water, TDM is *still* blindfolded and when SAG thwacks him for something he says, he manages to grab her wrist and carefully works up her arm to do a mirror of the face grabbing thing. Cue kissing that gets kinda hot and heavy, TDM who picks SAG up (while kissing) to sit on the ledge, and then pause for breathing and panting into each others faces.
Whereupon SAG rears back and goes all WTF?! in tDM's face. Completely ignoring the UST (and, uh, the kissing that just happened), she's all, what was that for? He tells her he really likes her, she shoots back that it's just gratitude for the eye since he was stuck with that for however many years, and she would've done that for anyone. *headdesk* He tries again, and is being probably really hot and convincing for most people, and she gets across that thank you sex would be unfair to both of them in the long run and is no basis for anything and she isn't into one-night stands! *thunks wall* At which point I got frustrated with where this was going and woke up all the way. XD;;;;
All of which only serves to reinforce my conclusion that I should leave the porn-writing to the fanficcers who can do it, heheheh. XD And also shows the world that I sure have some interesting issues. No surprise that while I like PWP stories, I get bored with that quickly and prefer plotty and/or character driven fics, and I'm more into gen, crack and not!quite!romances and nakama-shippy stories? XD