Why are dreams so effed up sometimes?
I had a really weird dream the other night. It was probably the weirdest dream I have ever had.
Part 1: Sarah Stilwell was being a peeping tom. She kept trying to see my penis by looking over the top of a bathroom stall while I was peeing. She succeeded in seeing it 4 times.
1) Why was she in the boys bathroom in my dream?
AND
2) Why was she trying to check out my junk?
I DO NOT KNOW.
Anyway,
Part 2: The fifth time she looked over the stall and caught a glimpse I said, "That's the fifth time you've seen my penis!" Then, after looking at each other for about 5 seconds, we kissed.
1) Keep in mind that my hand was on my penis aiming for the toilet the entire time, and she was peering over the top of the bathroom stall and was probably standing on something in order to do so. I am not sure if I was still peeing when we kissed, but that would make it more weird.
Is it just me or does anyone else think that would be an awkward kiss; yes it was in a dream but still.
Ok...after that I woke up.
FYI: I think that is a really weird dream. I am not making this up either.
I wonder what Sarah will say about this?
Part 1: Sarah Stilwell was being a peeping tom. She kept trying to see my penis by looking over the top of a bathroom stall while I was peeing. She succeeded in seeing it 4 times.
1) Why was she in the boys bathroom in my dream?
AND
2) Why was she trying to check out my junk?
I DO NOT KNOW.
Anyway,
Part 2: The fifth time she looked over the stall and caught a glimpse I said, "That's the fifth time you've seen my penis!" Then, after looking at each other for about 5 seconds, we kissed.
1) Keep in mind that my hand was on my penis aiming for the toilet the entire time, and she was peering over the top of the bathroom stall and was probably standing on something in order to do so. I am not sure if I was still peeing when we kissed, but that would make it more weird.
Is it just me or does anyone else think that would be an awkward kiss; yes it was in a dream but still.
Ok...after that I woke up.
FYI: I think that is a really weird dream. I am not making this up either.
I wonder what Sarah will say about this?