Beware the Broccoli Stalker

[rhythmeme]

The following IM conversation really did take place.

[10:29 PM] BR0CCOLI STALKER: GOOD EVENING.
[10:29 PM] Jonah: and who might this be?
[10:30 PM] BR0CCOLI STALKER: I AM THE BROCCOLI STALKER - CAPTAIN OF CELERY, LORD OF LEEKS, ZORRO OF ZUCCHINI.
[10:30 PM] BR0CCOLI STALKER: I AM HERE TO DISCUSS THE FUTURE BETWEEN YOU AND VEGETABLES.

Comments

[amoken]

Wow. I want a broccoli stalker! I love broccoli!! I'd eat him. *chomp*

[mollishka]

[10:42 PM] BR0CCOLI STALKER: THERE'S MAD COW DISEASE, BUT NOT MAD LETTUCE DISEASE. THAT'S FOR A REASON.

But aren't we supposed to avoid spinach? ... and wasn't lettuce recently added to that list?

[chirpthepenguin]

LOL.