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Figured people would get a kick out of this. Names have been redacted to protect the humiliated.
[08:58 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: wut's ur favorite scary movie
[08:58 PM] Jonah: spice world
[08:58 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: really i like scream so i'll play it like that
[09:00 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: did u kno that when a phone rings it can be any1 but u have 2 answer it
[09:00 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: comon u kno who this is
[09:00 PM] Jonah: why do you have to answer it?
[09:01 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: u might be a fool but don't let a foool fool u
[09:01 PM] Jonah: phones are for our convenience, not as an added burden
[09:01 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: did u kno i can see ur house
[09:01 PM] Jonah: oh really?
[09:01 PM] Jonah: what does it look like?
[09:01 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: yes
[09:01 PM] Jonah: i didn't realize i was in a house
[09:02 PM] Jonah: all this time i thought i was in an apartment
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: an house and apartment r the same 2 me
[09:02 PM] Jonah: i see
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: isn't scary when ur
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: an
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: inch
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: from
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: death
[09:03 PM] Jonah: an inch, eh?
[09:03 PM] Jonah: you'd have to be *in* the apartment for me to be an inch from death
[09:03 PM] Jonah: i'm at least 20 feet or so
[09:03 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: close 2 death
[09:03 PM] Jonah: well that's entirely different
[09:03 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: wutever u say
[09:03 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: i can see u
[09:03 PM] Jonah: so if you're outside looking at my apartment, how are you online?
[09:04 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: mayb i'm an house by u
[09:04 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or apartment like u say
[09:04 PM] Jonah: if you were in another apartment, there's no way you could see mine
[09:05 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: o u would be suprised
[09:05 PM] Jonah: you can see through walls?
[09:05 PM] Jonah: superhuman powers, i guess?
[09:05 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: o no
[09:05 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: much different than that
[09:06 PM] Jonah: how so?
[09:06 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: mayb in ur apartment so
[09:07 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: u'll never find me
[09:07 PM] Jonah: you're in my apartment?
[09:07 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: haha
[09:07 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: that's the spirit
[09:07 PM] Jonah: then why are you acting all uncivilized by talking to me by computer when we could have a normal face-to-face discussion?
[09:07 PM] Jonah: that's awfully inconsiderate
[09:08 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: mayb i'm right by u now
[09:08 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: then y do i reveal mai discize
[09:09 PM] Jonah: hmm so you're actually my roommate?
[09:09 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: iu might be behind
[09:09 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: u
[09:09 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or above u
[09:09 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or in the kitchen
[09:09 PM] Jonah: hmm nope
[09:09 PM] Jonah: not in any of those places
[09:10 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or under ur bed
[09:10 PM] Jonah: hmm well that would be rather cozy
[09:10 PM] Jonah: but if that's the case, then i see no reason to disturb you
[09:10 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: do u want to die
[09:11 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or not
[09:11 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: jp this is garrett i wouldn't kill u i'm not even close 2 ur apartment
[09:11 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: that's y i said u lived in a house i don't kno
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: do u even have a bed
[09:12 PM] Jonah: wow i'm shocked
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or a kitchen
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: lol
[09:12 PM] Jonah: i assumed you were actually the killer from scream
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: lol
[09:12 PM] Jonah: that's a big load off of my mind
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: thanx
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: lol
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: i was kiddin
[09:12 PM] Jonah: i'm going to be awfully embarassed when i have to explain this to the police
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: i don't kno where u even live
[09:13 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: please don't i'm only 11
[09:13 PM] Jonah: well it's never too early to begin a life of crime
[09:13 PM] Jonah: i'm fairly sure they won't try you as an adult
[09:13 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: no please
[09:13 PM] Jonah: so you'll probably get off with life in prison rather than the death sentence
[09:13 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: don't i'm so srry
[09:14 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: i'll never prank any1 again
[09:14 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: .plaese
[09:14 PM] Jonah: well, i'll let you off with a warning this time
[09:14 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: thank u.
[09:14 PM] Jonah: but don't ever even think of pranking again
[09:14 PM] Jonah: or else it's to the big house for you
[09:14 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: k
[09:15 PM] Jonah: and prisoners really like 11 year olds, and i don't mean making friends with them
[09:15 PM] Jonah: capiche?
[09:15 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: thank u
[09:16 PM] Jonah: now get offline and go find something constructive to do before i change my mind and report you
[09:16 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: so much srry
And yes, apparently I am that mean.
[08:58 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: wut's ur favorite scary movie
[08:58 PM] Jonah: spice world
[08:58 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: really i like scream so i'll play it like that
[09:00 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: did u kno that when a phone rings it can be any1 but u have 2 answer it
[09:00 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: comon u kno who this is
[09:00 PM] Jonah: why do you have to answer it?
[09:01 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: u might be a fool but don't let a foool fool u
[09:01 PM] Jonah: phones are for our convenience, not as an added burden
[09:01 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: did u kno i can see ur house
[09:01 PM] Jonah: oh really?
[09:01 PM] Jonah: what does it look like?
[09:01 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: yes
[09:01 PM] Jonah: i didn't realize i was in a house
[09:02 PM] Jonah: all this time i thought i was in an apartment
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: an house and apartment r the same 2 me
[09:02 PM] Jonah: i see
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: isn't scary when ur
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: an
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: inch
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: from
[09:02 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: death
[09:03 PM] Jonah: an inch, eh?
[09:03 PM] Jonah: you'd have to be *in* the apartment for me to be an inch from death
[09:03 PM] Jonah: i'm at least 20 feet or so
[09:03 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: close 2 death
[09:03 PM] Jonah: well that's entirely different
[09:03 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: wutever u say
[09:03 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: i can see u
[09:03 PM] Jonah: so if you're outside looking at my apartment, how are you online?
[09:04 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: mayb i'm an house by u
[09:04 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or apartment like u say
[09:04 PM] Jonah: if you were in another apartment, there's no way you could see mine
[09:05 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: o u would be suprised
[09:05 PM] Jonah: you can see through walls?
[09:05 PM] Jonah: superhuman powers, i guess?
[09:05 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: o no
[09:05 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: much different than that
[09:06 PM] Jonah: how so?
[09:06 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: mayb in ur apartment so
[09:07 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: u'll never find me
[09:07 PM] Jonah: you're in my apartment?
[09:07 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: haha
[09:07 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: that's the spirit
[09:07 PM] Jonah: then why are you acting all uncivilized by talking to me by computer when we could have a normal face-to-face discussion?
[09:07 PM] Jonah: that's awfully inconsiderate
[09:08 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: mayb i'm right by u now
[09:08 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: then y do i reveal mai discize
[09:09 PM] Jonah: hmm so you're actually my roommate?
[09:09 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: iu might be behind
[09:09 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: u
[09:09 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or above u
[09:09 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or in the kitchen
[09:09 PM] Jonah: hmm nope
[09:09 PM] Jonah: not in any of those places
[09:10 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or under ur bed
[09:10 PM] Jonah: hmm well that would be rather cozy
[09:10 PM] Jonah: but if that's the case, then i see no reason to disturb you
[09:10 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: do u want to die
[09:11 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or not
[09:11 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: jp this is garrett i wouldn't kill u i'm not even close 2 ur apartment
[09:11 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: that's y i said u lived in a house i don't kno
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: do u even have a bed
[09:12 PM] Jonah: wow i'm shocked
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: or a kitchen
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: lol
[09:12 PM] Jonah: i assumed you were actually the killer from scream
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: lol
[09:12 PM] Jonah: that's a big load off of my mind
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: thanx
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: lol
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: i was kiddin
[09:12 PM] Jonah: i'm going to be awfully embarassed when i have to explain this to the police
[09:12 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: i don't kno where u even live
[09:13 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: please don't i'm only 11
[09:13 PM] Jonah: well it's never too early to begin a life of crime
[09:13 PM] Jonah: i'm fairly sure they won't try you as an adult
[09:13 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: no please
[09:13 PM] Jonah: so you'll probably get off with life in prison rather than the death sentence
[09:13 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: don't i'm so srry
[09:14 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: i'll never prank any1 again
[09:14 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: .plaese
[09:14 PM] Jonah: well, i'll let you off with a warning this time
[09:14 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: thank u.
[09:14 PM] Jonah: but don't ever even think of pranking again
[09:14 PM] Jonah: or else it's to the big house for you
[09:14 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: k
[09:15 PM] Jonah: and prisoners really like 11 year olds, and i don't mean making friends with them
[09:15 PM] Jonah: capiche?
[09:15 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: thank u
[09:16 PM] Jonah: now get offline and go find something constructive to do before i change my mind and report you
[09:16 PM] Mysterious Interlocutor: so much srry
And yes, apparently I am that mean.