Oh the delights of small children and dogs...... perhaps you could glue him to the scooter and just pull him along behind you? Or get one of those bike-things with a long stick in the back and push him along in front of you?
'the rain water hydrated it to freshness' What a perfectly vile but possible hypothesis...... However in my experience dog deposits have such a longlasting and unpleasant aroma that surely you would have noticed it before you left the house. Have you considered the possibility that it was his own deposit and this is his 'dirty protest' at being taken somewhere he might not want to go to?
I do not claim to be an expert in faecal matter but having been 'exposed' to The Boy's for over 3 years know the difference between his and 'someone elses'. Besides, I trust his abilities.
And as for the smell? You're absolutely right, I should have noticed had it been there before but I am a masterfully neglectful parent and since I didn't notice the aroma when the soiled trainer was three inches from my nose I can be excused for missing it when it was 6 foot away.
Now, had it been a cat 'do' then I would've sensed that from a mile away as my instinctive gag reflex would've kicked in.
True but some are less offensive than others. If you have to smell pooh then I reckon horse pooh is one of the least inoffensive as it just smells of fermented grass really.
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I'm sooo glad.
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I'm thinking that it may have been already on his show before we left the house and the rain water hydrated it to freshness.
Verrrry clever.
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What a perfectly vile but possible hypothesis......
However in my experience dog deposits have such a longlasting and unpleasant aroma that surely you would have noticed it before you left the house.
Have you considered the possibility that it was his own deposit and this is his 'dirty protest' at being taken somewhere he might not want to go to?
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And as for the smell? You're absolutely right, I should have noticed had it been there before but I am a masterfully neglectful parent and since I didn't notice the aroma when the soiled trainer was three inches from my nose I can be excused for missing it when it was 6 foot away.
Now, had it been a cat 'do' then I would've sensed that from a mile away as my instinctive gag reflex would've kicked in.
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If you have to smell pooh then I reckon horse pooh is one of the least inoffensive as it just smells of fermented grass really.
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Conjures up some interesting scenarios...
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