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How many keys are on your keychain?
Car. New Car. House. Garage.
What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck. Definitely fuck. Yes, fuck is the fucking biggest fucking curse word I would fucking use.
Fuck or fucking. It's a toss-up between the two.
Maybe even toss but that would depend upon it's inference as to whether it's a curse word or not.
Like 'toss-up' isn't but 'you fucking shit cunter toss head' would be.
Do you own an iPod?
No. Although my mobile phone plays mp3s
What time is your alarm clock set for?
My alarm clock is set for the time that the mrs has to get up. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
How many suitcases do you own?
4
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside?
Sandles if I'm pushed but certainly not if it's cold.
Where do you buy your groceries from?
Tesco.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
I take better pictures of others than others would be able to take of me.
What was the last movie you watched?
Cars. It was slow but did win the 'closest to the knuckle' adult oriented joke with the 'he did what in his cup?' gag. Brilliant!
Do any of your friends have children?
If they don't then they are having trouble trying to. I'm not sure which is worse.
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
RJ's house.
Has anyone ever called you lazy?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Everyone I know has a much more colourful vocabulary than to say something quite so base.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No. I need to help.
What CD is currently in your CD player?
N/A
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
For what? I wouldn't put chocolate mlk in m tea!
Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Not that I paid any attention to
When was the last time someone hit on you?
Last night. My girl hit on me. She also jumped on me. Kicked on me. Bit on me. The boy has started to head butt on me.
What did you have for dinner?
Mmmmm. Sausages and mash. Posh ones, too.
Do you wear hoodies often?
Not at all.
Can you whistle?
Yes
Have you ever participated in a protest?
ha! I went on a protest about student poverty up to London when I was at uni. It was a cheap coach and I bought lots of CDs.
Who was the last person to call you?
My sister.
What is your favourite ride at an amusement park?
Rollercoaster
Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
If they don't, then they should.
What area code are you in right now?
RH10
Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yes
How big is your local mall?
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on a scale of 1:31
How many siblings do you have?
One sister (that I am aware of)
Are you shy around the opposite sex?
No. I have no reason to be coy around ladies any more. I have found my one.
What movie do you know every line to?
Any Monty Python or Star Wars (with reasonable prompting). Withnail & I.
Do you own any band t-shirts?
Only just threw them all out. Apart from my James 'Sit Down' top.
When was your last plane ride?
Florida in Feb.
How many chairs are at your dining room table?
6
Do you read for fun?
Rarely. Mostly I read to edit.
Can you speak any languages other than English?
Certainly not!
Do you do your own dishes?
Dishwasher.
What colour is your bedroom painted?
Biege. Cream? Dunno.
Have you ever cried in public?
Only at weddings and funerals.
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop.
Which do you make, wishes or plans?
I wish I could make plans. Sometimes I plan to make wishes. Neither seem to happen.
Are you always trying to learn new things?
I attempt to keep up much to the detriment of everything else.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Another tatt. Have 'Rebel', am torn between the balance of 'Empire' or aesthtic of 'Jedi'
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
Whoever asks who should stump the bill.
Can you skip rocks?
What?
Have you ever been to Jamaica?
No,I went of my own accord.
What to snack on at the movie theatre?
Peanut M&Ms
Who was your favourite teacher?
Mrs Gasson, drama
Have you ever dated someone out of your race?
All my girlfriends have been human.
What is the weather like?
Dark
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Depends on if he wanted to be the bitch or not.
Do you have an online journal?
er....
What was your favourite class in high school?
Drama
Do you enjoy travelling via airplanes?
It means I am getting away. Or coming home. Both are equally as pleasant sensations.
What personality trait is a must-have in your preferred gender?
Lesbianism. That was a joke.
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Ew.
When was the last time you slept on the floor?
When I was too young to know better.
What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
Cider
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru?
Ah. This is an American meme. No have 'Stabucks'.
Do you like your living arrangement?
I could do with Sandra Bullock wanting to sleep over for a couple of months but otherwise I can't complain.
What is your mother's hometown?
Norfolk.
How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
As few as a couple. As many as lots.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
Yes.
Are your days full and fast-paced?
They are full. If they weren't then I would worry about black-outs or emory loss. Fast paced? No.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
Not really.
What is your favourite fruit?
Seedless white grapes.
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
No
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
36
Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
No tat orl
Do you believe in life on other planets?
No
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Er....
Who was the last person to piss you off?
RJ. For making me do this when I should be sleeping
Do you believe that God has a gender?
What God? I think it would be nice if there was a God, just not the God that any zealots think might exist. If there is a God then I truly belive he's a She.
What was the last thing you ate?
Posh bangers and mash
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
Neither. I judge each person individually.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
Quasimodo
How did your parents pick your name?
JPR Williams
Do you like mustard?
French? Yes. English? No (childhood trauma). American? Yes.
What do you tell yourself when things get hard?
The mrs will sort it out.
Would you ever sky dive?
Absolutely.
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Yes.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
Withnail.
Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
Bid ...... and WON! Get in there!
What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
I think she should wait a while for her first to get out completely.
Do you enjoy giving hugs?
To those who would appreciate them. RJ's in for a biggun next week!
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Not at all.
Do you own a digital camera?
3
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Surprised.
What celebrities have you been compared to?
N/A
Who is your favourite Star Wars character?
Always wanted to be Luke but liked McGregor's Obi Wan too.
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Yes. It's very rude.
What books, if any, have made you cry?
Pratchett has made me care quite a bit about a few of his characters but not enough to make me blub.
Do you think you're attractive?
I'd shag me. If we were drunk enough.
What are you allergic to?
Ignorance
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
If done within the realms of rationality then okay. I wouldn't do it myself which makes me a better person.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Pffft. Go talk to Darwin.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Robert.
How many keys are on your keychain?
Car. New Car. House. Garage.
What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck. Definitely fuck. Yes, fuck is the fucking biggest fucking curse word I would fucking use.
Fuck or fucking. It's a toss-up between the two.
Maybe even toss but that would depend upon it's inference as to whether it's a curse word or not.
Like 'toss-up' isn't but 'you fucking shit cunter toss head' would be.
Do you own an iPod?
No. Although my mobile phone plays mp3s
What time is your alarm clock set for?
My alarm clock is set for the time that the mrs has to get up. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
How many suitcases do you own?
4
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside?
Sandles if I'm pushed but certainly not if it's cold.
Where do you buy your groceries from?
Tesco.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
I take better pictures of others than others would be able to take of me.
What was the last movie you watched?
Cars. It was slow but did win the 'closest to the knuckle' adult oriented joke with the 'he did what in his cup?' gag. Brilliant!
Do any of your friends have children?
If they don't then they are having trouble trying to. I'm not sure which is worse.
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
RJ's house.
Has anyone ever called you lazy?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Everyone I know has a much more colourful vocabulary than to say something quite so base.
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
No. I need to help.
What CD is currently in your CD player?
N/A
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
For what? I wouldn't put chocolate mlk in m tea!
Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Not that I paid any attention to
When was the last time someone hit on you?
Last night. My girl hit on me. She also jumped on me. Kicked on me. Bit on me. The boy has started to head butt on me.
What did you have for dinner?
Mmmmm. Sausages and mash. Posh ones, too.
Do you wear hoodies often?
Not at all.
Can you whistle?
Yes
Have you ever participated in a protest?
ha! I went on a protest about student poverty up to London when I was at uni. It was a cheap coach and I bought lots of CDs.
Who was the last person to call you?
My sister.
What is your favourite ride at an amusement park?
Rollercoaster
Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
If they don't, then they should.
What area code are you in right now?
RH10
Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yes
How big is your local mall?
]------------------------------------------------------[
on a scale of 1:31
How many siblings do you have?
One sister (that I am aware of)
Are you shy around the opposite sex?
No. I have no reason to be coy around ladies any more. I have found my one.
What movie do you know every line to?
Any Monty Python or Star Wars (with reasonable prompting). Withnail & I.
Do you own any band t-shirts?
Only just threw them all out. Apart from my James 'Sit Down' top.
When was your last plane ride?
Florida in Feb.
How many chairs are at your dining room table?
6
Do you read for fun?
Rarely. Mostly I read to edit.
Can you speak any languages other than English?
Certainly not!
Do you do your own dishes?
Dishwasher.
What colour is your bedroom painted?
Biege. Cream? Dunno.
Have you ever cried in public?
Only at weddings and funerals.
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop.
Which do you make, wishes or plans?
I wish I could make plans. Sometimes I plan to make wishes. Neither seem to happen.
Are you always trying to learn new things?
I attempt to keep up much to the detriment of everything else.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Another tatt. Have 'Rebel', am torn between the balance of 'Empire' or aesthtic of 'Jedi'
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
Whoever asks who should stump the bill.
Can you skip rocks?
What?
Have you ever been to Jamaica?
No,I went of my own accord.
What to snack on at the movie theatre?
Peanut M&Ms
Who was your favourite teacher?
Mrs Gasson, drama
Have you ever dated someone out of your race?
All my girlfriends have been human.
What is the weather like?
Dark
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Depends on if he wanted to be the bitch or not.
Do you have an online journal?
er....
What was your favourite class in high school?
Drama
Do you enjoy travelling via airplanes?
It means I am getting away. Or coming home. Both are equally as pleasant sensations.
What personality trait is a must-have in your preferred gender?
Lesbianism. That was a joke.
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Ew.
When was the last time you slept on the floor?
When I was too young to know better.
What is your favourite alcoholic drink?
Cider
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru?
Ah. This is an American meme. No have 'Stabucks'.
Do you like your living arrangement?
I could do with Sandra Bullock wanting to sleep over for a couple of months but otherwise I can't complain.
What is your mother's hometown?
Norfolk.
How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
As few as a couple. As many as lots.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
Yes.
Are your days full and fast-paced?
They are full. If they weren't then I would worry about black-outs or emory loss. Fast paced? No.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
Not really.
What is your favourite fruit?
Seedless white grapes.
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
No
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
36
Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
No tat orl
Do you believe in life on other planets?
No
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Er....
Who was the last person to piss you off?
RJ. For making me do this when I should be sleeping
Do you believe that God has a gender?
What God? I think it would be nice if there was a God, just not the God that any zealots think might exist. If there is a God then I truly belive he's a She.
What was the last thing you ate?
Posh bangers and mash
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
Neither. I judge each person individually.
What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
Quasimodo
How did your parents pick your name?
JPR Williams
Do you like mustard?
French? Yes. English? No (childhood trauma). American? Yes.
What do you tell yourself when things get hard?
The mrs will sort it out.
Would you ever sky dive?
Absolutely.
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Yes.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
Withnail.
Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
Bid ...... and WON! Get in there!
What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
I think she should wait a while for her first to get out completely.
Do you enjoy giving hugs?
To those who would appreciate them. RJ's in for a biggun next week!
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Not at all.
Do you own a digital camera?
3
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Surprised.
What celebrities have you been compared to?
N/A
Who is your favourite Star Wars character?
Always wanted to be Luke but liked McGregor's Obi Wan too.
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Yes. It's very rude.
What books, if any, have made you cry?
Pratchett has made me care quite a bit about a few of his characters but not enough to make me blub.
Do you think you're attractive?
I'd shag me. If we were drunk enough.
What are you allergic to?
Ignorance
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
If done within the realms of rationality then okay. I wouldn't do it myself which makes me a better person.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Pffft. Go talk to Darwin.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Robert.