This weekend...ahh yes.
So this was a uber fantastic happy halloween.
The weekend started off just great. Nick and I did the Baja Lobster fantasticness. We had some great food and were just incredibly full. We hung out and had a great evening drinking at home afterwards. Saturday came along and Nick had to work. So I in the morning cleaned up the house and we just relaxed until we stopped by Kendras. Next thing we knew she was putting us into costumes. I had a football uniform on faster than any football player could get one on. Shoulder pads and all. My tummy was showing underneath the jersey and that was when i truly realized how much weight I have lost. SO I had to run home and get some shoes and stuff cause I was wearing flip flops. In the time it took me to get bakc nick had been transformed into a woman. He had Naired his chest layed on the hooker makeup, was wearing a halter top and a skirt plopped some glitter on his newly acquired 50 F tits. I must say it was something you wold never have expected. He threw on some weave and a cowboy...er girl hat. Next thing we know we were a minnesota viking with his cruise line prostitute.
We headed out to the flame after drinking some 151 at kendras and a few long islands and liquid cocaines later we ended up on stage in a costume contest. Drunk as fuckin hell. We headed outseide for a cigarette and some bouncer started shit. Nick got all Jersey on him and he shut his mouth. We danced until about 2 and then since i was the least drunk i drove our asses to Dennys in the Denali. We got in there and i probably fell out of the booth 4 times before the food even got there. When it was time to leave the bitch at the front register wouldnt take my card cause she was preoccupied with talking to someone else.
So to make a long story short...haha riiiight! I was like ok lets walk out on this bitch. Nick of course got caught by her and she started to start shit with him and I was like lets just fuckin leave this fat cunt dennys. Who is this fat bitch. What fat bitch in your muumuu!!!! So anyways Nick was all like let me get your name. She was like I dont need to give you my name. So he asked for a business card...nope not one of those either. She then proceeded to say she was going to call the cops on us. Nick asked for the reciept back and said fine if your not gonna give me your name I know your name. Fat Bitch...2:30 AM...thats your fuckin name.
So yeah we went home and passed the fuck out....funniest part was seeing nick tell this bitch off in drag.
Next day 2 hours after I had gotten home from the night priors events I headed to Mission Bay for some Volunteer work with the American Lung association walk for asthma. I sat in a RV and counted donations hungover and still drunk as hell. It was fuckin great. They fed me bottled water like nobodys business so it all went well. Next thing I know I was home attempting to go to sleep when Chandra and Beth came over drunk from brunch. I changed my clothes and we headed to Beths house for Mojitos and a barbecue of carne asada fantabulousness. Nothin better for a hangover than some more booze.
By the end of the night I was sick as hell. We had erich come over and we watched some Family guy. I had to cut the evening short and pass out. When I woke up I was sick as hell. I stayed home from work yesterday and cooked a big pot of tortilla soup. I somehow managed to put on a pirate costume and hand out candy and now I am back at work today.
To sum it all up I am fuckin exhausted. I need a big nap and some cuddling with Nick cause I am wore the fuck out.
Night night bitches!!!
November 4th is my day to quit smoking too.....Nick and I are doing it together.
Hopefully I stick with it this time.
The weekend started off just great. Nick and I did the Baja Lobster fantasticness. We had some great food and were just incredibly full. We hung out and had a great evening drinking at home afterwards. Saturday came along and Nick had to work. So I in the morning cleaned up the house and we just relaxed until we stopped by Kendras. Next thing we knew she was putting us into costumes. I had a football uniform on faster than any football player could get one on. Shoulder pads and all. My tummy was showing underneath the jersey and that was when i truly realized how much weight I have lost. SO I had to run home and get some shoes and stuff cause I was wearing flip flops. In the time it took me to get bakc nick had been transformed into a woman. He had Naired his chest layed on the hooker makeup, was wearing a halter top and a skirt plopped some glitter on his newly acquired 50 F tits. I must say it was something you wold never have expected. He threw on some weave and a cowboy...er girl hat. Next thing we know we were a minnesota viking with his cruise line prostitute.
We headed out to the flame after drinking some 151 at kendras and a few long islands and liquid cocaines later we ended up on stage in a costume contest. Drunk as fuckin hell. We headed outseide for a cigarette and some bouncer started shit. Nick got all Jersey on him and he shut his mouth. We danced until about 2 and then since i was the least drunk i drove our asses to Dennys in the Denali. We got in there and i probably fell out of the booth 4 times before the food even got there. When it was time to leave the bitch at the front register wouldnt take my card cause she was preoccupied with talking to someone else.
So to make a long story short...haha riiiight! I was like ok lets walk out on this bitch. Nick of course got caught by her and she started to start shit with him and I was like lets just fuckin leave this fat cunt dennys. Who is this fat bitch. What fat bitch in your muumuu!!!! So anyways Nick was all like let me get your name. She was like I dont need to give you my name. So he asked for a business card...nope not one of those either. She then proceeded to say she was going to call the cops on us. Nick asked for the reciept back and said fine if your not gonna give me your name I know your name. Fat Bitch...2:30 AM...thats your fuckin name.
So yeah we went home and passed the fuck out....funniest part was seeing nick tell this bitch off in drag.
Next day 2 hours after I had gotten home from the night priors events I headed to Mission Bay for some Volunteer work with the American Lung association walk for asthma. I sat in a RV and counted donations hungover and still drunk as hell. It was fuckin great. They fed me bottled water like nobodys business so it all went well. Next thing I know I was home attempting to go to sleep when Chandra and Beth came over drunk from brunch. I changed my clothes and we headed to Beths house for Mojitos and a barbecue of carne asada fantabulousness. Nothin better for a hangover than some more booze.
By the end of the night I was sick as hell. We had erich come over and we watched some Family guy. I had to cut the evening short and pass out. When I woke up I was sick as hell. I stayed home from work yesterday and cooked a big pot of tortilla soup. I somehow managed to put on a pirate costume and hand out candy and now I am back at work today.
To sum it all up I am fuckin exhausted. I need a big nap and some cuddling with Nick cause I am wore the fuck out.
Night night bitches!!!
November 4th is my day to quit smoking too.....Nick and I are doing it together.
Hopefully I stick with it this time.