Post Ten: What the Hell

[rhymes_with_wit]

[Wanda was not happy, not happy at all. First of all she just randomly appeared somewhere, which was against all the laws of physics and logic. Second, she was in a place she'd never seen before...though you think spending so much time in Mayfield would have gotten her over finding that odd. And third]

.....what the Hell am I wearing?

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[hateslonglines]

[Austria was already up calmly sitting on the edge of the bed. Even though on the inside he has conflicted feelings about this whole scenario.]

Good Morning.

[rhymes_with_wit]

[And she turns sharply to see him.]

....don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack.

[Pause as she gets her breathe back]

....who are you?

[nopastaforyou]

My apologies, it was the only thing I could think of saying.

[He stands up.]

I'm Austria, or if you prefer, Roderich Edelstein.

[rhymes_with_wit]

Wanda Dollard.

[Rubbing her head]

So, do you know how we ended up here?

[hateslonglines]

It's a pleasure to meet you, unfortunately it had to be in a place like this.

I haven't the slightest. Nor do I know why we're dressed as we are...though I have no objections.

[rhymes_with_wit]

[Rolls her eyes]

Yeah, that's 'cause you're not the one wearing the dress.

[Glancing over to the door. But doesn't look hopeful.]

That's probably going to be locked, isn't it.

[nopastaforyou]

It doesn't look that bad.

Possibly. The windows might be locked as well.

[rhymes_with_wit]

Thanks.

[Dosen't sound too enthused though]

I'll check.

[And she gets up, moving stiffly because of the drerss and trying to open the window.]

That's a yes here too.

[nopastaforyou]

[He's just trying to be gentlemanly.]

It's the same as last year.

[rhymes_with_wit]

[In Dog River they have few of those]

Last year?

[hateslonglines]

Something similar happened last year, however, I woke up in my Ex-wife's bedroom.

[rhymes_with_wit]

Your ex-wife? Owch.

[Wait]

Wait...countries marry?

[hateslonglines]

Hungary and I still remain friends. However, she was from a time where we weren't which made things rather awkward.

Of course.

[rhymes_with_wit]

[If she'd woken up locked in a room with her ex-husband...there would probably have been blood shed.]

Oh right, Austria-Hungary. That makes sense...in a really strange way.

[hateslonglines]

Ja.

I was also married to Spain once, but that's a different story.

[rhymes_with_wit]

Really? Let's hear it then.