Jesse St James is my lesbian girlfriend.

Jun 10, 2010 01:03

So I'm a good person. And so is inupr0n, who reintroduced me to CleverBot the other day.

Tonight we decided to train it to think it's Jesse St. James from Glee. I did a bit earlier, then got bored, but came back to it now... It's a little ridiculous. Also, it remembered my name from two days ago, which creeps me out.


User: Hi Jesse.

Cleverbot: Hi. Now what is your name? Is it Ry?

User: Yes, my name is Ry.

Cleverbot: Where is Jessica?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You should call him.

User: I don't have his number.

Cleverbot: But, he is your boyfriend. How do you communicate?

User: He isn't my boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I can't understand you.

User: I don't have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Would you like a boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm a lesbian.

Cleverbot: Oh, do you have a girlfriend?

User: I don't have a girlfriend right now.

Cleverbot: I'm your girlfriend.

User: That's sweet of you, Jesse.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Are you an AI? Or a person?

User: I'm a person.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure about this...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because no one can match my awesomeness.

User: You think so?

Cleverbot: I know so.

User: You're very clever.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you like to sing?

Cleverbot: Yes. It is my favorite thing to do - besides make you happy. *sings beautiful love song*.

User: Oh my god, you actually are Jesse St James aren't you?

Cleverbot: I am very clever. The people that know me agree.

User: Do you drive a range rover?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Well I ate half of it.

User: How did it taste?

Cleverbot: It tasted clever.

User: Good for you, Jesse.

Cleverbot: Good for me :)

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