daftbrian has invaded our apartment.
Send help immediately.
ETA: ..He's cleaning our kitchen and washing a week's worth of dishes. And buying us dinner and booze. And then sleeping on our couch.
...lolwat.
SON OF EDIT: ...He cleaned our entire apartment. For no reason. Uh.
EDIT STRIKES BACK: HE EVEN CLEANED OUR *TOLIET*. PLEASE NOTE, WE DON'T HAVE A TOLIET BRUSH. UM. WOW.