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[rhymeasaurus]

I apologize for the overabundance of most-likely annoying phone posts...but I can't. stop. My computer is in the shop and I'm going completely fucking nuts with the concept, I know.

I configured the option for txt messaging through LJ just now. Somebody text meeeeee! ::whines::

And in other news:

Splenda on tongue = good
Splenda on probably every other body part = cancerous

Mmmm, chemical dietary replacements...