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I've mentioned before that my Chiropractor is a little unconventional. Well, one of the last times I went in to see him, he noticed that I'm not at my best, that I'm run down, tired and just generally not feeling well. He asked me to start oil-pulling. This is an ayurvedic practice where first thing in the morning (or 2 hours after having something to drink and 4 hours after eatting) you put 1 tablespoon of either sesame or sunflower oil in your mouth and swish it around, pulling it through your teeth for fifteen to twenty minutes and then spit it out. The idea is that it sucks all the toxins and bacteria out of your mouth tissue and saliva. In turn this is supposed to rid the body of toxins. Supposedly it can cure things like gingivitis, blood disease, headaches and a whole list of things. One of the guys in the waiting room while my chiro was getting me the info sheet said that when his mother started doing it her teeth and gums were really horrible and her dentist wanted to pull them all out and give her dentures but the oil pulling saved her teeth. Whatever, I figure it's pretty harmless to try, the most I have to put up with is fifteen minutes of breathing through my nose so I don't taste the oil. (Oh, if you try it buy sesame oil because sunflower oil has a stronger and more unpleasant taste.) If it works and helps me to feel better then it will have been worth it.
As an added plus, it really works the muscles in your cheeks, jaws and tongue. And you know what that means: Better blow jobs! ;P
And now to the meme!!!!!!!!
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Of course. I could spend the whole day doing it!!!
2. What song describes your relationship status?
3. How much does your dog weigh?
My best guess is somewhere around 50 pounds
4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee?
breakee
5. Ever waxed your legs?
Yep, when I'm not too lazy to do it
6. Earrings or necklaces?
Both
7. Who have you talked to most today?
Debra
9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you?
Marc
10. Color of your shirt?
Brown
11. How many years have you taken a language?
K-12 in French Immersion
12. Who's on speed dial 5?
I don't use speed dial
13. What color is your background on your computer mainly?
Black and white
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
sometimes
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
Bring toilet paper
16. Are you a bad influence?
you bet
17. What color are your eyes?
green
18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name?
Mine
19. Would you do anything for someone?
Yes
20. Have you ever been called a whore?
Yep, by my friends though, so it's all okay
21. Biggest success so far in life?
Erm...Let me get back to you on that
22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Not really
23. What song is on?
Stir it up - Bob Marley
24. Last time you went to school?
2004 unless you count driving school which was the beginning of last year until I got my kidney infection
25. Are your grades good?
so-so
26. Do you have any friends with benefits?
nope, don't need 'em
27. Would you date anyone on your top friends?
probably not
28. Does your best friend have a myspace?
Hell, I don't even have a myspace
29. Who's page did you last visit?
ummmmmm
30. Last time you went out to lunch?
My birthday
As an added plus, it really works the muscles in your cheeks, jaws and tongue. And you know what that means: Better blow jobs! ;P
And now to the meme!!!!!!!!
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Of course. I could spend the whole day doing it!!!
2. What song describes your relationship status?
3. How much does your dog weigh?
My best guess is somewhere around 50 pounds
4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee?
breakee
5. Ever waxed your legs?
Yep, when I'm not too lazy to do it
6. Earrings or necklaces?
Both
7. Who have you talked to most today?
Debra
9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you?
Marc
10. Color of your shirt?
Brown
11. How many years have you taken a language?
K-12 in French Immersion
12. Who's on speed dial 5?
I don't use speed dial
13. What color is your background on your computer mainly?
Black and white
14. Do you wish on 11:11?
sometimes
15. Good advice if you ever go camping?
Bring toilet paper
16. Are you a bad influence?
you bet
17. What color are your eyes?
green
18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name?
Mine
19. Would you do anything for someone?
Yes
20. Have you ever been called a whore?
Yep, by my friends though, so it's all okay
21. Biggest success so far in life?
Erm...Let me get back to you on that
22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Not really
23. What song is on?
Stir it up - Bob Marley
24. Last time you went to school?
2004 unless you count driving school which was the beginning of last year until I got my kidney infection
25. Are your grades good?
so-so
26. Do you have any friends with benefits?
nope, don't need 'em
27. Would you date anyone on your top friends?
probably not
28. Does your best friend have a myspace?
Hell, I don't even have a myspace
29. Who's page did you last visit?
ummmmmm
30. Last time you went out to lunch?
My birthday