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I must say this has been the best Halloween season I've had for a couple years. Last year I was pretty down so all I ended up doing is watching horror movies and handing out candy to the pathetically few trick-or-treaters.
Oh, and as an aside: I curse all you parents who suck out and take your children to the mall on halloween. You are actively contributing to the death of trick or treating. Sure it's warmer in the mall but come on! You live in Alberta! You have to harden your kids off now or they will never get used to our weather. Screw all of yous! If by the time I have kids trick or treating is a thing of the past I will curse you endlessly!!!
Anyway, back on track now. I'm so proud of my Marcy-po-po! We went out to the Roost on Saturday and the boy who usually heads home around midnight stayed out until last call with me. He also spent a good chunk of the night shakin' his thang on the dance floor. And for those of you who don't appreciate the rarity of this, in the three years that I have been going to the bar, I've only seen Marc dance TWICE!! No kidding, no sarcasm...twice! Marc got plenty of compliments on his geisha costume. There was only one other girl who was quasi-geisha (jeans and an asian shirt) and she even complimented him. I was also the only cave woman. People kept asking if I was Wilma, Betty or Pebbles.
Anybody who was out that night will know that catching a cab, much less getting through the any cab company's phone line was an impossible endeavor. So I ended up calling my honey bunny and tagging along to a house party thrown by a sweet sweet man I know. There were plenty of good people and live Djs but that didn't stop me from damn near passing out in his living room. The only bad part of the night was that I "misplaced" about a hundred and sixty bucks. Boo Hiss.
Yesterday we had our interoffice Halloween party and I competed in the Fear Factor competition for a free IPod Nano and guess what... I WON!!! I know what your thinking, I do already have one, but this is going to be my brother's christmas present since he fucked his up. I had to eat a mealworm, drink half a plastic cup of some nasty concoction (the only ingredients I know were gelatin and cream of wheat, it smelled like flour and there were chunky things in it too), hug and kiss a great big beautiful snake named Chloe (I would have taken the snake home as a prize if they would have let me), sang thriller in public and using only my mouth search through a diaper full of chocolate pudding and chocolate covered raisins to find the hidden gum balls, the first person to blow a gum bubble won. There may be pictures later, if so I'll be sure to post them.
Last night we checked out a couple haunted houses out by Devon with my girl Christine. They were just people living on acreages who went all out and turned they're basement in one case and outbuilding in the other into some pretty wicked haunted houses.
All in all this was an awesome halloween. And to cap it all off me and Marc might be going out to catch all the post halloween sales!
EDIT
Before the fun began
There's a worm in my hand BTW
Me and Chloe
Singing Thriller in public
Poopy diaper contest
Num Num Num
And the winner is...
Oh, and as an aside: I curse all you parents who suck out and take your children to the mall on halloween. You are actively contributing to the death of trick or treating. Sure it's warmer in the mall but come on! You live in Alberta! You have to harden your kids off now or they will never get used to our weather. Screw all of yous! If by the time I have kids trick or treating is a thing of the past I will curse you endlessly!!!
Anyway, back on track now. I'm so proud of my Marcy-po-po! We went out to the Roost on Saturday and the boy who usually heads home around midnight stayed out until last call with me. He also spent a good chunk of the night shakin' his thang on the dance floor. And for those of you who don't appreciate the rarity of this, in the three years that I have been going to the bar, I've only seen Marc dance TWICE!! No kidding, no sarcasm...twice! Marc got plenty of compliments on his geisha costume. There was only one other girl who was quasi-geisha (jeans and an asian shirt) and she even complimented him. I was also the only cave woman. People kept asking if I was Wilma, Betty or Pebbles.
Anybody who was out that night will know that catching a cab, much less getting through the any cab company's phone line was an impossible endeavor. So I ended up calling my honey bunny and tagging along to a house party thrown by a sweet sweet man I know. There were plenty of good people and live Djs but that didn't stop me from damn near passing out in his living room. The only bad part of the night was that I "misplaced" about a hundred and sixty bucks. Boo Hiss.
Yesterday we had our interoffice Halloween party and I competed in the Fear Factor competition for a free IPod Nano and guess what... I WON!!! I know what your thinking, I do already have one, but this is going to be my brother's christmas present since he fucked his up. I had to eat a mealworm, drink half a plastic cup of some nasty concoction (the only ingredients I know were gelatin and cream of wheat, it smelled like flour and there were chunky things in it too), hug and kiss a great big beautiful snake named Chloe (I would have taken the snake home as a prize if they would have let me), sang thriller in public and using only my mouth search through a diaper full of chocolate pudding and chocolate covered raisins to find the hidden gum balls, the first person to blow a gum bubble won. There may be pictures later, if so I'll be sure to post them.
Last night we checked out a couple haunted houses out by Devon with my girl Christine. They were just people living on acreages who went all out and turned they're basement in one case and outbuilding in the other into some pretty wicked haunted houses.
All in all this was an awesome halloween. And to cap it all off me and Marc might be going out to catch all the post halloween sales!
EDIT
Before the fun began
There's a worm in my hand BTW
Me and Chloe
Singing Thriller in public
Poopy diaper contest
Num Num Num
And the winner is...