1-3 to the Fiesta
Oh ye of little faith, those of you who may in the past have had occasion to be rude about Dave's car.
Dave's Fiesta saw off two Imprezas and a Volvo, and it's still square...squarish.
I found my way to the broker's yard to pick up the contents of the car and it's still car shaped, It lost a side window when they broke in - lazy gits! I am sure even i could have broken in without breaking a window!
There is a flat front tyre, some damage below the back bumper,some skids along both sides and s slightly dented front end.
You see, pre crumple zones they made cars out of proper amounts of metal. I feel quite proud of it in a weird kind of way.
I was meant to be taking pictures for Dave but i think i may have messed them up by not winding on properly on the idiot camera. Sorry Dave. I was distracted and have a splitting headache from getting into a huff earlier.
Sadly no signs of blood.
Dave's Fiesta saw off two Imprezas and a Volvo, and it's still square...squarish.
I found my way to the broker's yard to pick up the contents of the car and it's still car shaped, It lost a side window when they broke in - lazy gits! I am sure even i could have broken in without breaking a window!
There is a flat front tyre, some damage below the back bumper,some skids along both sides and s slightly dented front end.
You see, pre crumple zones they made cars out of proper amounts of metal. I feel quite proud of it in a weird kind of way.
I was meant to be taking pictures for Dave but i think i may have messed them up by not winding on properly on the idiot camera. Sorry Dave. I was distracted and have a splitting headache from getting into a huff earlier.
Sadly no signs of blood.