Ye old wand pun (Prompt: Wand)
Title: Ye old wand pun
Author: otterandterrier
Prompt: Wand
Rating: M
Word Count (should be 100 words exactly): 100
Warnings: Well... I think the title is a warning already :P
Notes: When I saw the prompt for this week, I laughed. No, I'm not a naughty girl. But well...
Anyway, I can't see Harry and Ginny deliberately joking about Ron's wand like this, but these are 100 words and I can't worry about staying in character at all. So... have fun! ;D
'Show me your wand, Ron.'
'Hermione, want some privacy?' Ginny asked.
'You heard the lady, let's see your wand,' Harry intervened.
Ron handed his new wand to Hermione.
'Mate, that's long,' Harry said.
'Length depends on the wizard's measurements,' Hermione began.
'I wonder how you put that in your trousers, Ron,' Ginny said
'The blackthorn wand was thicker, though. Hermione kept encouraging me to use it, I think she fancied it,' Harry nodded.
'What're you talking about?'
Harry rolled eyes at Ginny.
'Let's have fun somewhere else.'
They left. Ron grinned.
'Prats. Want to mess with us about wand jokes?'