random post about nothing
a) Dear Michelle Malkin: BITE ME!! If I see that damn article one more time, I will scream...
2) The boy has the eerie ability to read my mind. I was observing him as he brushed his teeth this morning and he's already lost 3 of his top baby teeth in the front. As I looked at the new adult teeth growing in, I thought to myself, "Self, this kid is going to break you in orthodontia bills." At the same time, the boy looked at me and said, "I don't want braces, Mom."
Weird...
III) Nothing induces pants wetting faster than pressing the brake pedal on your car and having it hit the floorboard.
No, I didn't hit anything. Yes, I got it fixed thanks to a handy dandy advance on my next paycheck. Who needed rent anyway?
I just loved how the mechanic came back and told me what it would cost and then asked me if I wanted him to go ahead and fix it.
"No, dipshit. I thought I'd take my brakeless car and shop around for lower prices."
Stay tuned other random stuff will pop into my head to add later.
2) The boy has the eerie ability to read my mind. I was observing him as he brushed his teeth this morning and he's already lost 3 of his top baby teeth in the front. As I looked at the new adult teeth growing in, I thought to myself, "Self, this kid is going to break you in orthodontia bills." At the same time, the boy looked at me and said, "I don't want braces, Mom."
Weird...
III) Nothing induces pants wetting faster than pressing the brake pedal on your car and having it hit the floorboard.
No, I didn't hit anything. Yes, I got it fixed thanks to a handy dandy advance on my next paycheck. Who needed rent anyway?
I just loved how the mechanic came back and told me what it would cost and then asked me if I wanted him to go ahead and fix it.
"No, dipshit. I thought I'd take my brakeless car and shop around for lower prices."
Stay tuned other random stuff will pop into my head to add later.