A HAPPY POST, BECAUSE I WANNA

[rhowan_jane]

Clarification: One of my students is named Stephanie.

Stephanie: Ms. Manion, out of ten, I'd give you a ten.
Rhowan: .....
Stephanie: You're beautiful! In fact, will you marry me?
Rhowan: Oh, snap, if ONLY YOU HAD ASKED SOONER, for alas I am already married.
Stephanie: .....
Stephanie: Is she as hott as I am?
Rhowan: *momentary hesitation of trying-to-not-die* Of course not.
Stephanie: AHAHAHAHA!

PS lala I found this icon and thought of you.
Stave it off:
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