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Apr 22, 2009 19:19

Near where I live: "This weekend! Woodland Cemetery Open Day ( Read more... )

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shiv5468 April 22 2009, 18:51:44 UTC
Hello, you.

Bring your own corpse and some wood?

I think you're only allowed to kill the bikes accidentally. You can put them out of your mind, but if you were to try and slaughter them surely you would still be thinking bike.

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rhosymedre47 April 22 2009, 19:00:44 UTC
Hello, back.

I suppose the local council could have passed An Initiative aimed at resolving the local vampire problem. Either they're trying to entice them to get up in daylight with the prospect of innocent passers-by, or they're hoping that the passers-by will examine the existing corpses closely and put a stake through anything that twitches.

It's a fair point about thinking bike. And you just know that if you tried *not* to think bike it would be the first thing that came into your mind. So, yes, accidentally is still the way to go.

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shiv5468 April 22 2009, 19:08:48 UTC
Long time no see.

Just as long as you don't have sex with the Vampires without marrying them first. I wonder if that extends to not staking them as that is rather penetrative.

Oh yes. Nothing like being told you can stop thinking bike to make you obsess about them

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rhosymedre47 April 22 2009, 19:16:23 UTC
Yes, I have been AWOL for a while. The last few months have tended to suck for a number of reasons of the sort that if I blogged about them I would have to kill my flist - which would be unfortunate, messy, fiendishly expensive and, in light of the travelling required, would give me a personal carbon footprint about the size of Lithuania. There has been no single event that's been really bad, but the cumulative effect has been a bit of a bastard.

There has definitely not, nor shall there me any pre-marital vampiring. I have strong views on the subject and indeed believe that a major contributory factor to the erosion of social values is the cavalier attitude to vampiring outside a committed relationship.

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shiv5468 April 22 2009, 19:19:55 UTC
Ah. Dare we hope that you will be amongst us again?

Unless tha vampire is blond, in which case it's mandatory to vampire at all times.

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rhosymedre47 April 22 2009, 19:22:29 UTC
I have the intention of being around more often. How successful that will be remains to be seen :D

Ah yes, but I think that would fall into the category of a committed relationship.

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shiv5468 April 22 2009, 19:28:26 UTC
If chaining someone to the bed counts as committed...

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rhosymedre47 April 22 2009, 19:30:08 UTC
Oh, I think so. Certainly, only a committed relationship would be enough to get me to pop out to B&Q for the appropriate supplies.

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shiv5468 April 22 2009, 19:33:57 UTC
I have a blond catching kit already prepared.

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rhosymedre47 April 22 2009, 19:36:23 UTC
Clearly you were an excellent Girl Guide ;)

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shiv5468 April 22 2009, 19:40:21 UTC
Always prepare your scouts...

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rhosymedre47 April 22 2009, 19:42:47 UTC
Washing them, peeling them and then par-boiling them is always popular, I believe.

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shiv5468 April 22 2009, 19:46:47 UTC
And you have to do that thing where you put a sliced cross on the end.

Some people curry them, but that's just odd

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rhosymedre47 April 22 2009, 19:50:04 UTC
*nods*

Curried? That's just bizarre. Coriander and woggle just do not go together. I mean, do you ever see it on Masterchef?

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shiv5468 April 22 2009, 20:01:40 UTC
You don't, but presumably your modern scout isn't quite as tender as he used once to be, and modern times call for modern methods

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