Only tjekanefir will get this...
The recent popularity of a science-fiction TV show has prompted calls for New Trade to develop its own space program.
"Don't tell me space colonies wouldn't be cool," says excited fifth-grade teacher Gregory Falopian, still wearing big Spock ears from his last convention. "Think of how they would galvanize the national population! And there would also be some kind of scientific benefit, probably."
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"The project certainly is feasible, but very expensive," says New Trade Space Agency Head Randy Longfellow. "We could make it less of a burden on the taxpayers if we sought funding from private industry -- advertisements on the side of our rockets, selling contracts to the Arms Manufacturing industry, that kind of thing."
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"If God had meant Man to fly, he would have given us solid rocket boosters instead of legs," says religious type Beth Licorish. "We should not be looking to the stars, but rather inside our own hearts. That's why we should abandon this so-called space program, and instead make the teaching of religion mandatory in all schools."
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*Khyrisse shrieks like a banshee and clicks in frenetic and panicked horror on the third option*
*pant*
*gasp*
*wheeze*
*double brandy*
"Don't tell me space colonies wouldn't be cool," says excited fifth-grade teacher Gregory Falopian, still wearing big Spock ears from his last convention. "Think of how they would galvanize the national population! And there would also be some kind of scientific benefit, probably."
[Accept]
"The project certainly is feasible, but very expensive," says New Trade Space Agency Head Randy Longfellow. "We could make it less of a burden on the taxpayers if we sought funding from private industry -- advertisements on the side of our rockets, selling contracts to the Arms Manufacturing industry, that kind of thing."
[Accept]
"If God had meant Man to fly, he would have given us solid rocket boosters instead of legs," says religious type Beth Licorish. "We should not be looking to the stars, but rather inside our own hearts. That's why we should abandon this so-called space program, and instead make the teaching of religion mandatory in all schools."
[Accept]
*Khyrisse shrieks like a banshee and clicks in frenetic and panicked horror on the third option*
*pant*
*gasp*
*wheeze*
*double brandy*