UN Category: Democratic Socialists
The Theocracy of New Trade is a small, devout nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate population of 16 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
Just... pardon me while I say... QUOI?!! Qu'est-ce que le fuck???
Oh, I am doing something so seriously WRONG, here. I don't know what it is, but I am. SOCIALISTS? You can't FIND a country more capitalist than New Trade... *bewildered look* Oh, am I ever screwing up with this game. And there's no reset button.