IS THAT A HATE-ON IN MY PANTS? CAUSE I AIN'T HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!!!
i just came back from a long day at work and french class.
and there sitting in the FUCKING kitchen is a bag of garbage. who in the fucking hell bundles garbage up and LEAVES IT SITTING IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN!?!!?!?!?!
so, my pretty french mood is all pissed on by my asshole brother's DISGUSTING behaviour when i see that it is sitting in a green pool of garbage piss.
a green pool of garbage piss.
a green pool of garbage piss is in the middle of my kitchen floor.
HOW MOTHERFUCKING FOUL IS THAT?!!?!?!?!?
so i had to toss the garbage AND clean up the floor and I JUST GOT HOME!!!!!!
if this was america, i would shoot his nuts off, i swear, i would.
in even nuttier news...i made an appointment for friday to cut off all my hair--not like jodie foster in 'the accused' short but short nonetheless.
then i had a fonzie moment and looked in the mirror and thought: rhonda, are you kidding me? youve got gorgeous, beautiful wavy locks that those hollywood bitches sit for HOURS to get. i got art growing outta my follicles--am i crazy!?!?! so i'm stopping the insanity and cancelling the appointment.
incidentally, i also wanted to dye a chunk of my bangs turquoise. yeah, i know, who the fuck do i think i am? kelly osbourne? ewwwwww.
so, i'm going to the CMWs this weekend. michelle is buying the wristbands as i type.
i will be seeing 3 Inches of Blood and the Black Halos!?!?!
i thought those fuckers broke up?
about 3 years ago (or longer?) they played the CMWs and proclaimed it their last show ever. i remember alleen and i ripped down their posters from the horseshoe thinking it would be rad to have their 'last ever' posters and then got sick of dragging them around and gave them to a bunch of punk rock beggars.
incidentally, i was always a little miffed with the black halos cause the lead singer had this way of grabbing any chicks hand in the audience and then rubbing his crotch into her open palm.
fucker never picked me! NEVER!
oh!!! you just know if he did i woulda given him my bedroom-eyes that said: why isnt this package significantly larger?
guys love that.
i think i'm gonna cause some serious murder this weekend.
TO THE MOTHERS EVERYWHERE:
LOCK UP YOUR SONS! CAUSE IM SO HOT, I MAKE HELL LOOK LIKE A VACATION!!!