WHYEE?

[rhonawestbrook]

 I think balls are funny. In fact, I once devoted an entire post to my relationship with balls and you can find it HERE.


So, now that you understand my problem, you can imagine how I felt when a young man approached my desk  and asked if I had any extra balls.  I stared at him for a second and tried to maintain my composure, I really did, but then

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[peterbilt_47]

I am absolutely positive that, introduction notwithstanding, the person who wrote this memo was not serious. Nonetheless, I give you a priceless bit of advice on computer maintenance: How to Clean Mouse Balls:

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This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious, the engineers rolled on the floor.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (field replacement units) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each engineer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

[rhonawestbrook]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWAWHAHAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHHHAHWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gasp.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

OMG.

Faints.

[lalam]

heeeeeheeeeeheeeeee

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

hahahahahhahahahahahhaha:)

[rhonawestbrook]

Here's my favorite line...

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! BRILLIANT!

[eclectic_writer]

Omgomgomg...

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

*dies!*

I have to echo Rhona's response involving insane laughter, gasping for breath, and more laughter. Because, yeah. Omg. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

*falls off chair laughing*