✥ 018; i like the heat, i like the noise.

[rhodeofthesea]

Well, I can't say I was impressed with being kicked out of my apartment right as I was starting classes. I mean, I could handle it, but it was really terrible timing. Then again, when are these things not terribly timed?

I have to say though, I have this terrible feeling that people are following me around I'm scared of what they want to do to me[

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[seepassion]

Everything here is timed to be the absolute pinnacle of fucking irritation.

My Dad thinks that we might be pursued by ninjas or some shit. I think he's lost his fucking mind in his old age. Seriously. Off his fucking rocker.

Miss Rhode! It's a puppy, Miss Rhode!

[rhodeofthesea]

A~men.

Heh. I think ninjas are a bit of stretch, but I definitely feel like I have a couple creepers. Ugh, so annoying.

It is! What do you think~?

[seepassion]

You need a fucking taser, sweetheart. Or mace. Or both. A taser that sprays mace. You know, with a fucking bowie knife in it.

It's so tiny and fucking adorable!

[rhodeofthesea]

You sound like Selene, babe. But I do have a taser~

Yes, and he isn't going to be much bigger either! It was kind of spontaneous, but I'm quite happy with him! I need someone to cuddle.[deleted;] He's pretty playful.

[seepassion]

Selene has good ideas sometimes. It's probably because she's hot.

You should be, he's all cute and shit. Like - you could transport him in a fucking pocketbook. And you can totally be tiny and badass at the same time. I mean, look at my fucking sister. She's terrifying.

[rhodeofthesea]

Sometimes. I really don't think I needed those brass knuckles she gave me though...

That's the plan, I want to get a really great carrier for him. Something leather, I think. Ah, I haven't really met her.

[seepassion]

We can bejewel the shit out of them. Then they'll be adorably fucking trendy and you can punch someone in the face with them. Useful and functional.

Totally doable.

Yeah. Bia's scary. And she probably bites. Not in the nice way.

that last one, she's such a virgin /facepalm

[rhodeofthesea]

I sold them already. I'd rather not get my hands dirty if things turn to violence, you know?

I guess it can't be too girly, though. I don't know much about dogs, but I have feeling they can get complexes anyway...

There's a nice way?

Oh, Miss Rhode. We will educate you.

[seepassion]

Eh, they're not a necessity. I'll survive with my plans unfulfilled.

We don't want the little dude to need doggie therapy or anything. We just want him to be a fucking badass.

Oh, babe. There's totally a nice way. It closely resembles the enjoyable way.

Ahahahaha.

[rhodeofthesea]

That's good, I don't really want blood on my clothes, after all~

Badass, but adorable. ...We'll make it work.

A nice way and an enjoyable way? Huh.

♥~

[seepassion]

We can totally manage, Miss Rhode. We're fucking spectacular like that.

Even better when combined or employed in succession.

♥♥♥♥

[rhodeofthesea]

That we are. Will you take him for walks with me in the park sometimes?

Again, huh.

[seepassion]

A'course, babe. Anytime you'd like.

I can draw diagrams if you want.

/spits out drink humorously

[rhodeofthesea]

Mmkay. ♥

...I don't think I do.

[seepassion]

Kidding, Miss Rhode.

You don't do that to a lady.

[rhodeofthesea]

aksdjflkajsdhf;a[deleted;] Of course, I knew that.