Why bathroom stalls don't open outward

[rhiss]

I've figured it out. It's for people who sit there so long their legs fall asleep. This way, upon standing and pitching forward because your legs don't work, rather than spawling depantsed in the restroom, you instead slam your head into the stall door, and are stopped, dignity relatively intact.

In COMPLETELY UNRELATED news, my head hurts. >_>