stolen from Bess, who stole it from Jenny O
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
God. My lips are SO fucking huge, what the hell.
2. When is the next time you will have sex?
Probably before I go to FL. There is this fine ass deaf guy I work with that is all up ons.
3. What word rhymes with "Fuck"
Suck
4. Favorite planet?
Venus.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Work. It's always work, man. Fuck you, work.
6. What is the ring on your phone?
RENT - Seasons of Love
7. What shirt are you wearing?
A pink camisole with my pink Hello Kitty bandana and a pair of jeans that I can finally fit my fat ass in again.
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yes, I do. "Beanbag - under construction"
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
... flip flops?
10. Bright or Dark Room?
:D It's bright, and Banana Phone is playing. I swear to god. It's so great.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey?
I used to touch Bess in her sleep like a weird uncle. All the time. Whoo.
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
I'd put them together and sleep on both to be a dick.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Texting Ronnie at work about my new work station area.
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
It was an address for a flower shop in Brockport that I have to go to with Regan tomorrow for her wedding stuff.
15. Who is the last person you saw?
Jody - after our work out at Curves.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Balls. I say Balls all the time or "Balls on a stick, dude!"
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Ronnie, probably. On the phone before I went to work out.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My vagina? Roffle Actually, Quizno has been super affectionate lately and he snuggled with me all day while I slept.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Vivarin.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Pfft. Digital camera, plz.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
I think 19. I was crazy then, and did some funny shit. And I was thin.
22. Your worst enemy?
Martha FUCKING Stewart
23. What is your current desktop picture?
Yuna and Tidus. Some offical Square art that I thought was gorgeous.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"You want to .. what? Oh, rofflecopter."
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
A million bucks. Cos then I could buy a fucking plane, bitches.
26. Do you like someone?
For once? No.
27. The last song you listened to?
Banana Phone. Now I'm listening to Via Purifico. OMG BESS I FOUND IT ROFFLE
28. If the last person you talked to randomly got mad at you.
... I'd be surprised because I'm so fucking cool.
29. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now who would it be?
Holy hell, seriously? One person? The President of the United States.
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
The leg of my chair aaaaand the heel of my right foot.