The Harry Potter Fan Club

Jun 03, 2004 00:41

President: Diana Kim
Vice President: Erqi Liu

Requirements to join:

1.) You have to have read all five books, or at least four (like Erqi).
2.) You have to think Fred and George Weasley and Sirius Black and Viktor Krum are hot.
3.) You have to think Percy has a stick up his arse.
4.) You have to have dressed up as a Harry Potter character more than once.
5.) You have to worship Dumbledore as if he's a god-like father figure.
6.) You have to be able to read any of the Harry Potter books in less than 24 hours, even at the cost of ignoring your friends and letting your social life go down into shambles.
7.) You have to have developed affectionate nicknames, such as "Harry Pooter"<--(Erqi).
8.) You have to have Harry Potter paraphernalia (toothbrushes, band-aids, mousepads)<--(Diana).
9.) You wish you had owls as pets with names like Hedwig and Pig.
10.) You have to change your livejournal background to a lively Harry Potter one.
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