Jun 15, 2009 23:05
so yea its pretty much amazing. we usually have nothing to do so we do dances with brooms and kareokee cause the speakers are right by our booths. my little plump friend mikey even did a sexy calender shoot when the boss-man wasnt looking. we also are all trying to master our games...so far i've gotten 3 down. i also found out that people have sex in the wave pool. who knew???!! the whole uniform thing is degrading and i often find the boys in the 8-12 category i want to blow away with a shot gun but hey...cant get it all. one paticular day we had our own tribute concert to michael jackson. our supervisors usually play along except when boss-man comes around, then we act like doing nothing requires the utmost concentration, but seriously what does he expect to get for minimum wage? in the break room i've noticed the supervisors cuss a lot, and they tell dirty stories, mostly concerning our guests. and since the games are in the part that connects wild waves to enchanted village, we see hideously grotesque people in bininkis and really attractive people in speedos, it just depends how much God likes us that day.