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Sick people can be very funny. My little old lady unit-mate. THANK THE STARS FOR A PRIVATE ROOM!!11!!one!
night 1: "MY LEGS!...SOMEONE TOOK MY LEGS!!!..." (wash, rinse, repeat)
night 2: "SAMMICH!......I WANT A SAMMICH!!!!....MY LEGS!" [nurses]She does NOT get another sandwhich tonight. She's had three.[/nurses] SAMMICH!.......................SAM!-MICH!...MY LEGS!"
The Oubliette
Discuss.
ETA: Still in the hospital, but getting better. Which is what hospitals are for, where you get better. I spent 10 years as an EMT, I've been on both sides of the patient/caregiver line, and so hospitals don't bother me. Aside from my legs........
night 1: "MY LEGS!...SOMEONE TOOK MY LEGS!!!..." (wash, rinse, repeat)
night 2: "SAMMICH!......I WANT A SAMMICH!!!!....MY LEGS!" [nurses]She does NOT get another sandwhich tonight. She's had three.[/nurses] SAMMICH!.......................SAM!-MICH!...MY LEGS!"
The Oubliette
Discuss.
ETA: Still in the hospital, but getting better. Which is what hospitals are for, where you get better. I spent 10 years as an EMT, I've been on both sides of the patient/caregiver line, and so hospitals don't bother me. Aside from my legs........