Five Things Meme, Part the First
For timjr: 5 times Kira Ford was forced to bitchslap Conner McKnight. Combination of PRDT and FH canon.
1. On the first day of senior year at Reefside High, just after Ethan's prank with the schoolground sprinklers, when he told her that of all the people he wanted to see dripping wet she wasn't even on the list.
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2. The day she caught him at Hayley's Cyberspace, trying to audition her for "What Not To Wear" by submitting a picture of her disastrous attempt at a superstar makeover to the TLC website.
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3. Okay, so it was late at night and they were all punch-drunk from lack of sleep and too much caffeine, but Kira really, really, really didn't need to know exactly what kind of conditions it would take for Conner to do Cassidy Cornell on the TV couch at the Cyberspace.
She especially didn't need to know his standards could have been so low.
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4. Conner never knew how Kira got down to Fandom so fast, or how she'd found out all the gruesome details about his date with Marie. But as he was standing there, stunned, with the smashed remains of a ukulele tangled up in his hair along with the banana split he hadn't washed out yet, Bel and Willow were watching from around the corner and giving each other high fives.
Good thing he never knew that Kira asked Veronica for those pictures of him and Anders from Caritas afterward, or that Hayley used it as wallpaper on half the terminals at the Cyberspace for months. That was way more satisfying than the actual bitchslap itself had been.
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5. Carmela Rodriguez, curious about whether Conner had ever embarrassed himself like he did that first time she met him, belting out "Just Words" by Kira Ford into a tack hammer, borrowed his laptop and went to have a nice little chat with the Caritas video feeds (in the Speech, naturally). She convinced the video feeds to deposit onto the laptop's hard drive a neat little MPEG file of Conner's karaoke slaughtering of one of Kira's other songs in front of a packed bar.
She didn't mean to send it as an attachment to Kira.
Kira, on the other hand, certainly did mean to detach the zombie drummer's arm and use that to bitchslap Conner.
For lyrajane: FH: Five reasons the roof is the place to be emo.
1. By the time you make it all the way up past six floors and an attic's worth of stairs, chances are good that you're already so tired you wish you could die.
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2. Because the sixth floor is the place for fun adventures, and there needs to be some kind of counterbalancing negative emotion. No, really. It's an arcane architectural rule. Besides, even with all the hypercubed rooms on the sixth floor, there's only so much room for emo there, and Hamlet's using it all.
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3. If the roof is a good enough place for the Tick to do his brooding, then by God, it's good enough for anyone.
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4. If misery loves company and emo sinks, then it is devoutly to be hoped that being emo on the roof will eventually affect everyone on all the floors below.
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5. Bel's garden is up there. And who doesn't want to make his plants emo?
For mpoetess: 5 things Zordon *headtubed* at when he saw them in the viewing globe at FH.
1. Rory Gilmore in her underwear, trying to pick the lock on her dorm room door.
2. Anders inadvertently teaching a bunch of small children how to swear.
3. Edward and Alphonse Elric blowing up the second floor common room.
4. The footage of himself singing a filked version of "I Am, I Said" on the weekend where everyone was randomly bursting into song.
5. Every single time Rita Skeeter turned John Crichton into an animal in Journalism. Because seriously.
More to come in the next batch, including kajivar and koshkaphoenix's requests, hee -- and give me more prompts!
1. On the first day of senior year at Reefside High, just after Ethan's prank with the schoolground sprinklers, when he told her that of all the people he wanted to see dripping wet she wasn't even on the list.
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2. The day she caught him at Hayley's Cyberspace, trying to audition her for "What Not To Wear" by submitting a picture of her disastrous attempt at a superstar makeover to the TLC website.
***
3. Okay, so it was late at night and they were all punch-drunk from lack of sleep and too much caffeine, but Kira really, really, really didn't need to know exactly what kind of conditions it would take for Conner to do Cassidy Cornell on the TV couch at the Cyberspace.
She especially didn't need to know his standards could have been so low.
***
4. Conner never knew how Kira got down to Fandom so fast, or how she'd found out all the gruesome details about his date with Marie. But as he was standing there, stunned, with the smashed remains of a ukulele tangled up in his hair along with the banana split he hadn't washed out yet, Bel and Willow were watching from around the corner and giving each other high fives.
Good thing he never knew that Kira asked Veronica for those pictures of him and Anders from Caritas afterward, or that Hayley used it as wallpaper on half the terminals at the Cyberspace for months. That was way more satisfying than the actual bitchslap itself had been.
***
5. Carmela Rodriguez, curious about whether Conner had ever embarrassed himself like he did that first time she met him, belting out "Just Words" by Kira Ford into a tack hammer, borrowed his laptop and went to have a nice little chat with the Caritas video feeds (in the Speech, naturally). She convinced the video feeds to deposit onto the laptop's hard drive a neat little MPEG file of Conner's karaoke slaughtering of one of Kira's other songs in front of a packed bar.
She didn't mean to send it as an attachment to Kira.
Kira, on the other hand, certainly did mean to detach the zombie drummer's arm and use that to bitchslap Conner.
For lyrajane: FH: Five reasons the roof is the place to be emo.
1. By the time you make it all the way up past six floors and an attic's worth of stairs, chances are good that you're already so tired you wish you could die.
***
2. Because the sixth floor is the place for fun adventures, and there needs to be some kind of counterbalancing negative emotion. No, really. It's an arcane architectural rule. Besides, even with all the hypercubed rooms on the sixth floor, there's only so much room for emo there, and Hamlet's using it all.
***
3. If the roof is a good enough place for the Tick to do his brooding, then by God, it's good enough for anyone.
***
4. If misery loves company and emo sinks, then it is devoutly to be hoped that being emo on the roof will eventually affect everyone on all the floors below.
***
5. Bel's garden is up there. And who doesn't want to make his plants emo?
For mpoetess: 5 things Zordon *headtubed* at when he saw them in the viewing globe at FH.
1. Rory Gilmore in her underwear, trying to pick the lock on her dorm room door.
2. Anders inadvertently teaching a bunch of small children how to swear.
3. Edward and Alphonse Elric blowing up the second floor common room.
4. The footage of himself singing a filked version of "I Am, I Said" on the weekend where everyone was randomly bursting into song.
5. Every single time Rita Skeeter turned John Crichton into an animal in Journalism. Because seriously.
More to come in the next batch, including kajivar and koshkaphoenix's requests, hee -- and give me more prompts!