The misuse of my name
Do you ever google your name and click I'M FEELING LUCKY? Today I was feeling lucky (aka bored), so I did just that.. www.jenniferhunter.com, and I have a commentary about what I saw.
Meet Jennifer Hunter. Middle aged, unsure about marital status, sexual orientation...not that any of those things really matter.
Jennifer is a professional orgainzer! Better known as, a glorified maid! Her work is immaculate, just look at the before and after shots!
Before
After
Wow, uh look at that umm 20 minute cleaning job? And my guess is changing the desktop picture took about 10 of those.."First of all, you MUST get rid of the boring blue desktop..lets try some oranges and pizzaz! Being visually stimulated will motivate you to get off your fanny and organize! Organize!"
Oh wait..no it won't..you hired an "orgainzer" to do a job that would have taken you only a fraction of your day to tidy up in the first place.
And meet Jennifer's clientelle...
...more middle age women, with apparent paper phobias. Look at her recoil at the thought of paper cuts.."OOooh they sting!" This woman could not muster up the energy to get out of her jammies for a photo op, clearly she needs help.
Frequently asked questions for Jennifer:
1). Will you do cleaning too?
"In houses where there is a lot of clutter, the process of organizing often uncovers and kicks around a lot of dust, cat hair, and sometimes just plain dirt. As we go, I do a surface cleaning to keep the working area pleasant, but in general, I recommend doing a thorough cleaning yourself or by hiring a housecleaner after we're done."
That's right, she won't do your dishes, vaccuum layers of cat fur, etc...
2) What are your qualifications?
"I have always loved organizing. As a teenager, I would organize my bedroom for fun. I volunteered at the local library at age 13, before they could legally pay me, because I liked alphabetizing the books on the shelves. A messy space inspires me to organize it in the same way food appeals to hungry people. I enjoy coming up with creative solutions to issues like small spaces; it's like a challenging puzzle to solve. At the same time, I understand that most people aren't wired this way, and maintain an empathic attitude when working with clients. I also tend to be a bit whimsical, and I maintain a fun attitude as we work."
Read: NONE. But boy does she make up for it with good old fashioned zeal!
And Jennifer does have her fans...just read this post from a happy client!
"Jen used every minute of time, and we got tons done. I remember being thrilled that she did dishes. OMG, I still hate doing dishes."
--L.D., Arlington, MA
Soooo, apparently she does do dishes..maybe she only offers to do that when she finishes her 20minute organizing job and still has time to kill? (As most people are paid by the hour..)
This is what being bored at 11:10pm does to some people...
Jen
Meet Jennifer Hunter. Middle aged, unsure about marital status, sexual orientation...not that any of those things really matter.
Jennifer is a professional orgainzer! Better known as, a glorified maid! Her work is immaculate, just look at the before and after shots!
Before
After
Wow, uh look at that umm 20 minute cleaning job? And my guess is changing the desktop picture took about 10 of those.."First of all, you MUST get rid of the boring blue desktop..lets try some oranges and pizzaz! Being visually stimulated will motivate you to get off your fanny and organize! Organize!"
Oh wait..no it won't..you hired an "orgainzer" to do a job that would have taken you only a fraction of your day to tidy up in the first place.
And meet Jennifer's clientelle...
...more middle age women, with apparent paper phobias. Look at her recoil at the thought of paper cuts.."OOooh they sting!" This woman could not muster up the energy to get out of her jammies for a photo op, clearly she needs help.
Frequently asked questions for Jennifer:
1). Will you do cleaning too?
"In houses where there is a lot of clutter, the process of organizing often uncovers and kicks around a lot of dust, cat hair, and sometimes just plain dirt. As we go, I do a surface cleaning to keep the working area pleasant, but in general, I recommend doing a thorough cleaning yourself or by hiring a housecleaner after we're done."
That's right, she won't do your dishes, vaccuum layers of cat fur, etc...
2) What are your qualifications?
"I have always loved organizing. As a teenager, I would organize my bedroom for fun. I volunteered at the local library at age 13, before they could legally pay me, because I liked alphabetizing the books on the shelves. A messy space inspires me to organize it in the same way food appeals to hungry people. I enjoy coming up with creative solutions to issues like small spaces; it's like a challenging puzzle to solve. At the same time, I understand that most people aren't wired this way, and maintain an empathic attitude when working with clients. I also tend to be a bit whimsical, and I maintain a fun attitude as we work."
Read: NONE. But boy does she make up for it with good old fashioned zeal!
And Jennifer does have her fans...just read this post from a happy client!
"Jen used every minute of time, and we got tons done. I remember being thrilled that she did dishes. OMG, I still hate doing dishes."
--L.D., Arlington, MA
Soooo, apparently she does do dishes..maybe she only offers to do that when she finishes her 20minute organizing job and still has time to kill? (As most people are paid by the hour..)
This is what being bored at 11:10pm does to some people...
Jen