He's only mostly dead
The past few days I've had a mounting health issue, centered around what is most likely problems with my problematic heart. I have an appointment for tomorrow morning. If I don't survive the night, let me break from stereotypes and declare that I regret everything
The appointment was made by calling the medical office's 24-hour number tonight, just a bit ago. Whatever graveyard-shift medical center guy who picked up the phone, I kid you not, he sounded just like Vandal Cleaver, the blood bank guy from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. Most of you, disregard. Anyone who's played that game, you know why that call was one of the most bizarre moments of my life.
The appointment was made by calling the medical office's 24-hour number tonight, just a bit ago. Whatever graveyard-shift medical center guy who picked up the phone, I kid you not, he sounded just like Vandal Cleaver, the blood bank guy from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. Most of you, disregard. Anyone who's played that game, you know why that call was one of the most bizarre moments of my life.
