"Sylvia, be a man with class!"

[rheasilvia]

A marketing email has just encouraged me to be a man with class... while adressing me by my first name, which is neither male nor ambiguous.

Err, no thanks?

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[dieastra]

Yes, I just wanted to say that as well! Always the penis, never the breasts (not that I would need that either).

Recently Spam mails have funny titles though. Like "Your co-worker is an asshole". I mean, what exactly do you want to sell to me? LOL

[dieastra]

Actually, right now I am not sure whether it was indeed "asshole" or "evil" maybe? LOL I certainly have to pay attention the next time.

[rheasilvia]

Really, never the breasts? I got both - I feel so priviledged now! :-)

"Your co-worker is an asshole".

*g* Is it a clairvoyant proving they know their stuff? An assassin for hire? Or a headhunter offering you a better job with much nicer co-workers? The possibilities!

[dieastra]

Also there was something like "working is dangerous for your health". Sadly I don't remember it exactly anymore, I think it was about psychic problems ;)

[rheasilvia]

Oh, I got those too - as well as the ones concerned with the size of my breasts. ;-) You're right, there is definitely something missing from my life without them... ah, spam nostalgia!

This wasn't actually spam, though, but a mail from an online shop I've ordered stuff from before. You'd think they were prepared for the possibility that they have female customers. ;-)

[rheasilvia]

But that makes no sense - then you'd have to get loads of "enlarge your breasts" mails! No, the only explanation is that it's widely known your breasts are perfect, and cannot be improved upon.