Emergency room gowns are sexxy
so i went to the er yesterday with difficulty breathing, chest pains, and abdominal cramping. Had that fun ekg thingy and one confused doc, but the nurse guy had the same tattoo as me. Way to go Don. turns out its just bronchitis. ewww and my gyno found "abnormal cells" in my cervix. so on the 26th i have to get a colopscopy (spl?) they stik a microscope camera in your cervix to check for cancer n stuff. needless to say.... im scareing the shitt outta Peter lately. on a good note.. my moms breast biopsy came back negative. go mom dodge that boob cancer! yea and i took my er gown home with me. then Peter came to the er, but i had already left. i felt bad. ohhh... n my lil bro prefers to be called unkle max now. my life is soooo exciting. YEA!