my awakening
so today my life was changed. i didn't expect it, but i'm thankful that it happened. i sit here writing to you as a new person. a better person. i was sitting at my computer, like i do most nights. only tonight was different. i had an overwhelming hunger for popcicles. i tried copping with it but it was too much. i needed to satisfy my cravings. so i opened the freezer and there she was. the virgin guadalupe. brilliant and beautiful. perfection. in my freezer. i couldn't take my eyes off of her. i asked her what she had come for, and she said for me. to freeze away my sins. i thanked her and she was gone. leaving me just as mysteriously as she had come. i grabbed my popcicle and as i ate i felt cold inside every part of my body. i knew that she had lept her promise. i was healed. it was a little taste of heaven. i can still see her in the popcicle box. i brought it outside to show all of my neighbors. they can see her too. we prayed on my lawn for about half-hour and then ate what was left of the popcicles inside. i just bought a glass case from walmart to keep the box in. this way i can keep candles, with her image on them, all around her. and still keep her in the freezer. please come and visit. it;s only $5 per person to visit her in my freezer, $3 for children 10 years old and under. this is real. and it's happening now.