80s Geek...
So, I went and bought the new GI Joe cartoon boxset, mostly because it has the MASS mini-series in it, and I was watching it, and reveling in the silliness of 80s cartoon awesomeness.
Anyways, Duke was captured by COBRA because Duke tried to capture the Baroness when she and a big space satellite are teleported to Cobra's HQ. And this leads to the typical "Let's make the heros fight other people in a gladitorial arena" event. Okay, only this time, the EVIL Cobra has decided they're going to put these MIND CONTROL headbands on the combatants, and make them fight by remote control. And not just any remote control, no, it's a remote control shaped just like an Atari 2600 controller.
My first reaction?
"You know, Destro's going to need a second analog stick if he wants to win this fight. And probably a few more buttons, like 4 shoulder buttons, 4 main buttons, and probably a D-pad."
My second reaction?
"Man, now every PC Gamer's going to show up and say "Destro should use a keyboard and mouse, because it's WAY more accurate"."
Gawd I'm a geek.
--Salen
Anyways, Duke was captured by COBRA because Duke tried to capture the Baroness when she and a big space satellite are teleported to Cobra's HQ. And this leads to the typical "Let's make the heros fight other people in a gladitorial arena" event. Okay, only this time, the EVIL Cobra has decided they're going to put these MIND CONTROL headbands on the combatants, and make them fight by remote control. And not just any remote control, no, it's a remote control shaped just like an Atari 2600 controller.
My first reaction?
"You know, Destro's going to need a second analog stick if he wants to win this fight. And probably a few more buttons, like 4 shoulder buttons, 4 main buttons, and probably a D-pad."
My second reaction?
"Man, now every PC Gamer's going to show up and say "Destro should use a keyboard and mouse, because it's WAY more accurate"."
Gawd I'm a geek.
--Salen