OH NO HE DI'INT! *snap*

Jan 23, 2007 09:25

Just before going to bed, ktok and I were running out to Mulgore to the newbie Tauren starting area to wave at a guildie who just started playing WoW. Just as we were entering Bloodhoof Vilage, the "Bloodhoof Village is under attack!" message came up in the Local Defense channel.

Level 19 Dwarf hunter, picking on a newbie village guarded by level 10 NPCs. *sigh*

ktok charged him, I pinged him with my bow. Dead dorf. ktok danced on his corpse while I kept my eye on tracking for when he revived. Sure enough, he popped back up again, I pinged him on my map, we killed him again, and more dancing on his corpse. He popped back up, this time a good distance away. I hit my aspect of the cheetah, ran him down, hit him with a concussive shot to snare him, and let loose with my arrows while ktok charged in. He tried to put his pet on me this time. *snort* I never even sent my tiger, Munch, in after him. Dead dorf again. This time he rezzed at the graveyard and hearthed back home.

It was merciless. No, his deaths didn't count as honorable kills, but he was the one who flagged up in our territory.

To put it in other words, "We PWNED that chakkin' n00b! We wolshed his flak HARD!"

The best part?

His name was "Tehslayer." I kid you not.

gaming, world of warcraft

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