Sep 04, 2006 14:50
We always thought you'd either get eaten by a croc, or die of old age because you were too crazy to get eaten by a croc.
I just hope your final words weren't, "Crikey! Look at that bugger's barb buryin' into me chest! Ain't she a beaut? HRRK!"
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...before anyone tells me I'm a terrible person (okay, anyone else tells me I'm a terrible person, because Ktok just said it) I use humor as a coping mechanism.
And God? Whichever one you are? Fire that guardian angel. Don't reassign him to Jeff Corwin. He's too cute to die.
rip croc hunter