We decided that since Epikk hasn't been seen or heard from in ages...screw him. Might as well make this public. It's too funny not to share!
Just be sure you have a lot of time, and if you're at work wanting to pass the last hour and a half of your day, that people won't prairie-dog in your cubefarm due to your laughter.
Okay, so maybe it's funniest to people who play EQ2, but there's enough there to help people understand. I was nice enough to provide links to some of the more obscure references.
With that said, I present to you:
The Worst RP Ever Told...with commentary.