003 » video | action } tennis house

[rezoned]

[when the video flickers on, a pair of brown eyes scrutinizes the screen. a pause, another voice filtering from somewhere behind him--] - is it recording?

[there is what appears to be a nod from this side of the feed--the face of the one setting up the camera (one Tezuka Kunimitsu) is clearer as he walks back to the table. sitting to the left is

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[simple_toon]

THAT WAS AMAZING!!!

He was all SWISH SWISH!

And you were all BOOM BAM!

*He's got his hands together and he's trying to thumb wrestle himself.*

[rezoned]

[ . . . . a stare. oh, children. ]

There wasn't that much noise.

[simple_toon]

How'd you bend your thumb like that?

{Trying to do it himself, no such luck]

[rezoned]

[ don't hurt yourself, small child. ]

Hypermobility.

[simple_toon]

Hyper hyper! Artemis says I can't have cappuccino cuz I get hyper!

[reimprovise]

Oh, I should've remembered to make sound effects while we were at it.

[curious glance off-screen!] I wonder if he'd be up for a rematch.

[simple_toon]

Yeah! Do it do it do it!

[reimprovise]

Then again, I might be concentrating too hard during the match to make the appropriate sounds.

[thoughtful!] I wonder if there's an expert in sound effects we can count on for something like this...

[simple_toon]

[What proceeds is five minutes of Beckett making silly noises with his mouth including a train, a rocket ship, various animals, and what he claims is "Dwarf farts."]

[reimprovise]

[delight! have clapping, Beckett.]

You sound just like the real things.

[simple_toon]

*giggles and cheers gleefully.*

Thank you thank you! Beckett'll be here all week!

[reimprovise]

Oh, but where's 'here'? It's awfully hard to hire someone when you don't know where they are.

[simple_toon]

Oh! Beckett and Artemis are in Ecruteak! It's fun here!

[reimprovise]

Oh, are you getting along with the ghosts?

[simple_toon]

YEAH! They're really funny!!

[reimprovise]

They try to be. Have they pulled any fun pranks?