Apr 16, 2005 19:27
lººk å† mý $wèè† å$$ hå®d †º ®èåd hå¢kè® ƒºñ† :| bh :Ð. Hi kids! SpikE here with your whenever he feels like it update: in recent news i lost my job because my bation officer is pissed that he LOOKS like Jackie Chan only has a larger head and not as many cool skills. the only cool skills my bation officer has is that he can control me like a godamN puppet and say "no job for you!" he's lucky i didnt break out the whirlwind cheerleader spin-kick of death, but you know how it is...you cant be doin that shit against asian people cuz you never know when they might be carryin nunchucks or a bo staff..or death stars!! not too much else new accept im still a fucking nut ball and like to spaz and twitch n stuff. if i fall down and have a seziure will you poke me with a stick?
ok so what the fuck is Brittany Spears trying to breed for? they should take her ovarian/uterus/vagina privaligas AWAY! like asap. we do not need any more of her, especially now that when she pops out another she already has an excuse "oops, i did it again" :| bitch !
some people should not be aloud to bear offspring. just a walking talking miniature of B. Spears makes me wanna hang myself. dont get me wrong, that girl is..pretty in a overly sluttish whore faced rip your heart out and mexican hat dance on it sort of way, but i could never trust a girl like that. if your shirt doesnt cover to at least just above your belly button, call me old fashioned, but your a skank :D hah..enough of my damN rambling for fucks sake!! later kids. if you love me...post a comment. and if you dont love me. post a comment. or DIE!!!
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