~time to go to the office~

Mar 15, 2005 16:03

w00t. hi bitches. im just feelin like typing some nonsense before i go to work. read and ejnoy. youll laugh. youll cry. youll be stupider for having read it:D
~hate is just a special kind of love we give to stupid people~
the other day, i realized how damN sexy i am. i have animal magnatism. when i go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes. rawr. ya know if a squirrel was really big and had sharp teeth, it would be a bear i think. but you know what they say, catfish are bottom feeders.
i used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away :( i can no longer do these things.
i wonder..if i got on a train doing sixty miles per hour headed due east, and you got on another train headed due west at the same speed, how long will it be before i can stop hearing your whine ass voice ?
bah, im goin to work now. ill come back and update this thingermuhdoodad later on tonight. if i call your house from work, dont fucking hang up on me. give me the gold pledge of only thirtyfive dollars, wich, to remind you does go such a long way to help out those death benefits and scholarship programs, and you would be recieving that active supporter decal so the police could recognize your support. do it or die nigga!!!
SpikE, represent *bean boy style*
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